#unplatable

[rattaildyke]

💝💓👨‍❤️‍👨

💝  I like you as more than friends💓 I can’t stop thinking about you❤️️ I love you

oliver !!!! <3 thank u !!!!!!!!!!!!! ur so sweet im so happy were qpps !!!!!! <3 i hope ur doing okay angel, i care abt u lots

[rattaildyke]

i secretly think ur amazing and i wanna smooch u (i know this is supposed to be on anon but :+) )

aaAA honestly??? same tbh But u r way more amazing, in fact.... u r The Best. >:0

[antibio]

unplatable replied to your post “i signed up for so many school activities and like 90% of them are in...”

you're amazing and you'll do great ily friend and i believe in u

;_; THENK U OLIVER!!!!!!!

[ifallelsefailsdance]

me, shoving breadsticks into my vape-free purse: im sorry, i have to leave immediately

>>Corny is too lost in the vape cloud to care<<

“don’t mess up my tornado, babe im gonna make it, like, 2 feet high” 

>>You leave immediately<<

>>Christina Perri’s  “1000 years” begins to play as a montage of all ur happy moments is displayed on the screen in black and white<<

You won the game. 

[ifallelsefailsdance]

"Cornelius, this is my first time on a date with a robot. I hope you like veggie burgers and fries, we're going to A&W 'cause that's all my broke ass can afford."

>>Cornelius is flattered<<

“That’s alright Oliver, I shall pay for both of us.” 

>>His mouth opens. He begins to print out several $100 bills.<<

You’re now part of a counterfeit ring and you’re now dating its ringleader. What will you do now?

[ifallelsefailsdance]

i'll name it Cornelius and give it flowers

It’s name is Cornelius and it will receive flowers

>>Cornelius is flattered<<

“O-Oliver, so kind of you. I’ve never received such presents before” 

What do you say? 

[ifallelsefailsdance]

that robot is going to end us all buRN IT PLEASE

that robot was given such a heavy question and his first words on that subject was, “Jeez, Dude.” Like we’ve gone so far and it talks like my fratboy of a cousin. At least he’s there to keep his friends safe if they’re in need of protection. 

[antibio]

b-bro... thank u for the tags on my selfie,,,bro

no problem bro...from one bro to another...Bro