#unstable joints

[decodedlvr]

no obligation duh

but i mean if ya wanna be generous and help a sista out to get some mobility aids, my $cashapps in my bio 😌🫣

[bendybitchesanonymous]

"AH! My kneecap is doing a thing!"

"What's wrong with it?"

"I don't know, it just did it's usual weird thing."

"Well that doesn't sound like a medical problem."

"My patella has adjusted into an abnormal position not conducive to standard locomotion."

"Oh... Well that sounds a bit more serious..."

[decodedlvr]

I-

I look like I’m bouta skateboard 🛹🤣

[bendybitchesanonymous]

Abled person: "Oh you just bend and lift from the knees."

Me: "You bend from the what now?"

[bendybitchesanonymous]

My physio: "We can't do anything about your joints until we know why they're dislocating."

Me: "You wrote down that I have EDS on the sheet not 4 minutes ago. I know why they're coming out."

Physio: "Yes but we don't know why.You might need to go back and speak to your doctor. You seem to be very hypermobile."

Me: "You already have my file with my diagnosis..."

Physio: "There's not much we can do I'm afraid."

Me: "Yes, I see."

[decodedlvr]

Whatthefuckwhatthefuck

It feels like I like lowkey dislocated my fucking shoulder??? What the fuck

Subluxations?? My er won’t really help for that other than say take a goddamn Tylenol wtf do I..do?? I ? What? It’s throbbing like what do I DO

[weirdo-with-a-nametag]

Gah. It had to happen, I guess. I've pinched a new nerve from dislocating my shoulder

[the-cyborg-circus-show]

That disabled feeling when you think too hard and your wrist attempts to dislocate itself.