Aug 16, 2024
"How was your day?"
"Sneezed too hard. Arms fell off."
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"How was your day?"
"Sneezed too hard. Arms fell off."
Not to be a whiney bitch, but could they not work out a higher dosage in some of these tablets so I don't have to take a fucking million of them for the privilege of breathing when my lungs decide to treat themselves with a spot of pneumonia?
Context for the mlm thing‚ the checkout lady in Lidl wanted me to invest in her herbal lung detox made from what she thinks might be mycelium‚ but she isn't sure, but it definitely starts with M, and she's got big tubs of it
Apparently my duloxetine restores 460 HP. No wonder it's been helping my chronic pain!
"Just do yoga! Your health care team don't know what they're talking about!"
Me after trying yoga:
Other people see the Rack (torture device): Yikes, looks painful!
Me: Please just 5 minutes on the rack, I beg you!
Remember folks! With Halloween coming up, food dyed black with charcoal can neutralise your medication rendering them inactive and useless! This includes contraceptive pills if you take them within 2 hours (before or after) consuming the charcoal!
Me: has completely known and expected symptom I have frequently
Also me: "What the fuck?"
"AH! My kneecap is doing a thing!"
"What's wrong with it?"
"I don't know, it just did it's usual weird thing."
"Well that doesn't sound like a medical problem."
"My patella has adjusted into an abnormal position not conducive to standard locomotion."
"Oh... Well that sounds a bit more serious..."