HumorWitch

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me

[earthnation]

I want to fuck your throat

my thrussy!?!?

[ventrue]

[schakira]

sorry for being dramatic but this post did irreparable damage to the english language

[viridiandruid]

So recent and yet so old…

[ruinedchildhood]

[island-delver-go]

[sexywizardsdotcom-deactivated20]

kangaroo: (sees creature descend from the sky with a single giant multicoloured wing)

kangaroo: oh i am going to absolutely kick the shit out of that.

[dispatchesfromtheclasswar]

[capturetheatre]

this is genius!!!!

performer: @abby_seim 

video source:  @josey__terry

[lockes]

[theirs-deactivated20140714]

a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals

[dutchster]

[sqvad]

[pettycentral]

[sassystarlightcollection-deacti]

[tearlessrain]

listen people are starting to realize tumblr isn’t dead we all need to be as cringe as possible for the next few months, it’s vital to our survival

[genderambiguousmoth]

The time is dire…we need a cringe so ancient, so unspeakably evil. We need to bring him back…how bad could it be?

[alexyquest]

[the-kellin-under-the-vic]

omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

[joleebindo-blog]

it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby

[theautumneffects]

guys please, I cannot answer all 0 messages

[oliver-sonntag]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[enki2]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dispatchesfromtheclasswar]

[omghotmemes]

I laughed way too hard at this

[abigailcathleen]

me after trying this tip