#ur a tool

[elliehoney]

I think about you like I think about the past; it has gone, it has shaped me, it has left me.

[elliehoney]

Fuckboi: *pretentious* I don't use social media.

[a time passes and you refuse to speak to him]

Fuckboi: *adds you with all of his new social media presences*

[elliehoney]

The only thing you're consistent at is not showing up when you say you will.

[elliehoney]

I like how you think I'll still take bullshit instead of respect.

[elliehoney]

When I think about sending you a text and then I remember what a douche you are.

[elliehoney]

One thing remains unchanged.

You: no good fuck face narcissist

Me: too good be mixed up with you

So then what then fuck!?

[ostrichleg]

When your best friend of 10+ years becomes best friends with your ex-friend who has treated you like complete shit for the past three years ❤❤❤

[isthestrugglereallyreal]

*every Boris Laursen vine ever* DANCE DANCE LIP SYNC FACE AAAAND THERE GOES MY SHIRT HI ABS Keep your shirt on it's not like we haven't seen it 50729262912727 times