#use it wisely

[alucardsinep]

[drawingway]

bringing this back because yes :v now in png so you can make a sticker out of it

[mikubinderdrawsfanfiction]

that time i thought general tullius was canonically a well known slut

This is gonna need context.

When I first played through Skyrim, I didn't really pay attention to any of the lore and stuff, and kind of just smashed shit with a big sword. It was fun, but when I decided to play again on a new playthrough, I actually starting following along with the story.

All the benefits and drawbacks aside, the Civil War questline was the first one I finished in that playthrough (of course), even before Alduin. And for those not in the know, one of the earlier quests has you deliver a message to Jarl Balgruff of Whiterun. And he's very disgruntled about the whole thing, saying 'what does that old busybody want now'?

Now, I didn't know this at the time; but a 'busybody' is a person who meddles in other's affairs. Basically he was calling Tullius nosy. But I thought he meant something WAY more literal, and spent the next two minutes howling laughing because I interpreted it as 'what does that old slut want now?'

Slut!Tullius is already fucking hilarious as a concept, but it's even funnier when a Jarl who wants nothing to do with him somehow knows that information. Where did he find it? What happened? Is this the real reason behind the Stormcloak rebellion? (I knew it, Tullius and Ulfric got divorced and are fighting for custody of the sex dungeon)

[monmonkie]

My roman Empire | Based on the cover of Lovers Rock TV Girl

[chipthekeeper]

didn’t do this on purpose but this is actually a hell of a reaction image

[raybeam-littlebean]

I'm doing Kryptonian research for.. reasons that will make sense to me later

And I just learned that Krypton literally spins slower than Earth. Like, one Kryptonian year is 1.35 years, or something and that's crazy

18 kryptonian years is 24.3 earth years. Clark fucking Kent wasn't truly an adult until he turned 25, what the fuck

And also. With a quick Google search, apparently, Clark is around 40 years old

40 earth years. Which would make him only 30 in kryptonian years, THATS HOW HE LOOKS SO GOOD–

Also also. Even while Clark is approaching middle age, he wouldn't be treated that way on krypton

A 30-35 year old would be treated with the same respect as you would a 15 year old...

So, with this, I made the following (probably completely wrong) chart

5 yrs - 0

10's - 5

20's - 10

30's - 15

40's - 20

50's - 25

60's - 30

70's - 35

80's - 40

90's - 45

100's - 50

As you can see, Clark would literally have to live another 40 years for him to be treated the age he is now by anyone on Krypton

I want to slam my head into the dry wall–

[waibot]

25 minutes until shower yes hour

[doodliver]

"woosh! 🧙‍♂️🥪✨"