Gwaine: Where’s princess and his husband
Lancelot: Not sure, Gwen have you seen your husband and his husband?
Arthur: *running in dragging Merlin behind him* Merlin is not my husband
*later that day in the Tavern*
Arthur: ...and I’d run away with Merlin and we’d live on a farm with a horse...
Merlin: *blushing*
Arthur: shut up Merlin













