#utt greg

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Greg built all the states as robots and they don’t know it but he goes to see if he can get a date or a fuck with them

The implication that Greg is old enough to have built the states but I will ignore that for now because this is the horny blog

I think it’d be funny if Greg making the states cause he’s too awkward to talk to people so he has to seduce the states instead

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Not a good Rhode Island Fishy but I’m tired you can’t blame me-

but Greg is just tasty, how could the fishy man resist not chowing down

Hi!!!! It took me a day or so to respond cause I was actually in the middle of drawing this and thought it’d be perfect to swap drawings here lol

Since we yapped a lil about Californias monster look, and I was thinking luck dragon-ish, I made this :3 obvi I have to work on the design some more but I was satisfied with this for now

Also lol I love the drawing! Rhodey is such a menace Greg could have a whole chunk outta him and Rhode just goes ϵ( 'Θ' )϶

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Ay @dirtiedskulls still thinking bout this post so here’s a quirked up doodle

Not nsfw but it’s implicit

I kept thinking of that one meme that’s like “they don’t know..” they don’t know he’s a monsterfucker

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@and-the-flame-burns idk why tumblr keeps fucking with me but I did indeed get your ask but tumblr ate the answer button again so here it is

By far one of my favorite asks ive gotten I’ve never much subscribed to a drip/robot gov BUT this just might convince me because it was so hot

Imo Greg has to do extensive and thorough tests to see just how much gov can feel ifykwim

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y’know that monster AU from a couple months ago? I have some more thoughts on that for you

greg but literally any liquid that comes outta that man is aphrodisiac. His saliva, the lube from his vagina, his sweat

one of the big monster states licks him after a run and they simple just

what are your thoughts?

Omg the wayyyyyy j pictured this like

The states discover something new and they like it

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One of the monster states somehow manage to get Greg pregnant and it’s a very weird experience for Greg but for the monsters it’s just “I get a baby”

OH GREGS POOR VAGINA

Dude if the baby is proportional to literally any of of the monsters, even rhode, his poor poor pussy 😭

Like yeah it’s a baby but oh man it has to be still big right??

Also that begs the question of which monsters lay eggs and which inseminate live birth 🤔

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greg rubbing his pussy on top of monster Alaska’s nose and Alaska laughing at him or licking him

A different idea is Greg doing this and one of the medium sized states or larger states coming up and licking Greg so hard that he falls over on Alaska’s nose

Or we could have an accident and Greg falls off Alaska’s nose completely (<- this is a more angsty route I suddenly came up with, might yap about Greg getting hurt on my blog)

That size kink goes craaazy greg be doing the most trying to get off on his monster boys and they think it’s so cute to watch him squirm

Alaska’s nose tickles as greg rubs himself on his nose so he laps his tongue and greg moans because that large muscle covers his entire body damn near and his whole body is so sensitive to his touch(also??? Aphrodisiac saliva??????? Is that a thing) so he feels soooo good

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Greg loves all his states equally and proves it with all his holes and dick and hands

The nations number 1 hole