So I talked about maces on twt couple o'months ago and I kinda wanted to put it hereeee cause I love "maces have their own personality" headcanons and all the humanisations of maces I've seen :33 yeee. go my giant tumblr post
order of maces if you just wanna skip to the one you like: Minute -> Jaden(+Lomedy kinda) -> Shoebilly -> Boosfer -> LettyK -> Lomedy (+Flame) -> Spoke!!
No Wemmbu cause there are a lot of Wemmbu maces already and idk if my headcanons are very different from what other people have created lolll. but if you want to I can talk about them too!
I have a lil hc that every mace wielder (from those who use their mace a lot or at least have had them for a while) have a tattoo on their arm so the weapon is like summonable + they can talk to their mace in their head sometimes ! yay
I bet knighfall would carry some of minutes guilt of killing during invismafia days. they seem to be quite similar in my head; both reserved, honorable, kind (I know weird for a mace but I do see Knighfall as kind and non-violent; she fights to protect not just as of bloodlust)
I think Minute and Knighfall would have peaceful calm conversations while sitting together on the edge of end islands. They are each other's therapy.
And I personally headcanon that Minute brought her from Altar !! Cause I really really really love altar. My comfort media. So even if in my headcanons everyone's memories of other smps are blurred, Knightfalls aren't and she tells Minute all about that different world where they were never manipulated and were never FORCED to kill and fought their honorable-ish battles and the people they killed didn't die forever and they all just had fun. And she talks about Evorai, a lot, cause he is Altar!Minute's best friend. And he misses him even if he can't remember him clearly.
Jaden: I actually don't remember if his mace has a name, I'm pretty sure in the law arc it didn't and I don't know if it does now. I do consider going back and rewatching his recent video cause I Know his mace is named there. Hehe.
Obviously his mace is very piraty like he is and I imagine her:
1. Being a hella good singer
2. Really fucking loving rain because of course she does
3. Having Quite A Temper cause someone needs to boost that anxious pirate and - sometimes - kick his ass (Jaden I love you I swear to gods lmao)
4. Being good friends with his trident because of fucking course
5. LOVING bright colors and collecting pieces of cloth that are BRIGHT and COOL
6. Having quite the confidence lol cause Jaden Has Aura (she does not care for loss, she only cares for victory)
7. Being insanely stubborn
8. Having compass as her heart
9. Being still attached to lomedy :(
10. Enjoying fields and wheet and feeling calm in the farmerlands
11. And being feisty in the sea
I imagine her and Jaden had very bad relationship at the start and Did Not Get Along but at some point he started treating her less as a weapon and more like a friend since she was the only person he had in his life at that point and he was really fuckinh lonely.
they probably became friends when Jaden started singing just to keep their mood up and I imagine it reminded her of how Lomedy would sing when he worked.
and now THE SHOEBILLEYY cause it's short and it's funny
He does NOT get along with his mace. Zero friendship EVER. that man has NO FRIENDS and his mace is NOT an exception. I imagine her being far more THINKING than he is and trolling the fuck outta him like BOY YOU HAVE NO FRIEEENDSSSSS and he is constantly so pissed at her I swear. She does not, like, despise him, they just really don't get along + she has boosfer-ish personality because I dearly enjoy annoying friendless chud Shoebilly . Lol.
On that hand, Boosfers mace is a menace. She might not be strong (girl has no enchants ever) (my poor baby please give her enchants I beg) but God Is She A Problem. She will struck your most ANNOYING places and like okay it's not a strong hit BUT FUCK SHE HITS THE ELBOW. OR A FUCKIN EAR AND IT FUCKING BUZZES NONSTOP. her and Boosf are absolutely besties and she is a richbich personality a bit and they fuckin gossip about everyone. Giggling sweetly :33
She is also a bit glitchy like boosfer cause that's how I imagine her and she adores Wemmbu but not in the friends way but in the Fuckinh Guy That is SOOO FUNNY when he is losing his shit. Wemmbu DESPISED holding her genuinely worst experience of his life he immediately begged heavens for Gambit to be back. her and Wemmbu is like Awww That Bug I Like To Smash lol
That girl cares less about a win and more about Being A Fucking Problem
I think Letty's mace sounds like church bells and they have that almost-religion-like treatment of justice. Like uhh I'm trying to explain my thoughts wait... uhh... English humbes me...
like. If carrying Justice was their oath. The path they follow whole-heartedly. They don't always agree. Lettuce and his Mace. The more Letty falls and breaks his own rules and standards the more fights they have. And like they are still on Lettuce's side because 1. They don't really have a choice 2. They still see the light in him. It is THERE. just uh...Yeah. Lettuce might've had a lot of disagreements with them but they are a loyal one so they stayed till the end.
I would imagine them not being very fond of other maces EXCEPT Knightfall cause they both have like honor and their own code of not just killing anyone and everyone. Yea, two not so bloodlusty maces. Would be friends in other universe euhhh... :(
My god I DO remember the name of Flame+Lomedy mace I just don't know how to write it. English humbles me again. Y'all know who I'm talking about anyway.
Another not-so-bloodlusty mace, actually! Huge part of why Flame doesn't understand mace using is that him and Lommy's mace just don't get along very well. Like, she doesn't hate Flame... But they have very different personalities. And he constantly pushes her to do more death death death stuff and She Is Not Fond Of It! They argue a lot. She still works with him tho cause he promised he'll give her back to Lomedy and she misses him and also actually thinks that him staying in the prison is stupid as fuck. That's one thing they agree on LOL.
She does get influenced a bit by Flame and it shows even when she's with Loms again. But, uh, she doesn't get bloodlusted. Instead she kinda adopts some of his habits... and his music tastes... and also starts being bossy with Lomedy esp when she thinks he is doing something stupid. But they are actually good good friends. I imagine her being that one mace that belonged to Loms best friend and that's why
1. She is very protective of Lomedy
2. She is very protective of Flame (cause she does not want Lomedy to be along again)
3. She had a bad bad temper when she just lost her first owner and was very bloodlusty. And Loms did not know what to do with her and she wanted him to KILL. And he wanted her to CHILL. she did learn that. Eventually. Funny, but, just like the other Loms mace (the one that now belongs to Jaden), she also found a connection to her wielder through songs. I think that's sweet af.
She legit has a bell on her also cause Loms is afraid to lose her 😭😭 it's like little bells like a bracelet yk...
She MISSES HER FRIEND MACE THAT IS IN JADENS HANDS. she was very pushy to get her back from Jaden. Not like Flame NEEDED to be pushed to try to take her but she deffo didn't help bruhhh
(the post is old but this is basically what I thought when spoke just got the mace teheee)
last one that I remember (not accounting for invis blue trim I need to know who that is to do any analysis): SPOKE::::!!!!!!!! SPOKEEEEEE!!! SPOKEMACE!!!!!
I imagine it being very very very not talking and reserved to itself and like, DROWNED. constantly overwhelmed by all the new things happening around it. Cause it spent so long in Null hands and I don't think Null have like personalities of their own (my headcanon: they are being like striped off their own personality to be used as perfect soldiers) and so like it is not used to talking to someone
the first time they start talking to eachother they both freak out cause wOW YOU CAN TALK?? and ohhh you're so loud and you have so many thoughts and you're. a person. and it's so wrong and weird and I don't know what to do. And when Spoke figures it out he becomes like very gentle with it and soft and nice cause it is like a scared lil animal that is just learning how to walk. and Spoke really likes his new friend. And that even when the mace learns of "how terrible he is" it still doesn't hate him. They very quickly form a massive fuckin bond and I think they gonna help each other a lot and yea,,,,, cute eyes,,,,, I love them already
i haven't talked about it in a while but i've got a discord server that's a safe space for shippers and any lifesteal/unstable/adjacent fan who just wants a chill stress-free place to hang!!!
dm me for the link,, i can't share it out here because boundary warriors will find it lmaoo
it operates on 'don't like don't read' rules. for example, you don't have to join or even see the shipping channels if you don't want to!!
The Exploit Founders | Patchbreakers | JamatoP UU Compilation is out!
contains SPOILERS to UU even after S1, iykyk
Thanks to @justanidiotartist for the voicechat timestamp (wouldn't have found that one without you), @semifontos for the rest of the timestamps (btw you were right and wemmbu was in their old base, see description), @maximio for requesting
a bonus special welcome to @spokes-wormhole u seem like an eager fan
P.S. the list is probably very much not exhaustive of Jamato mentions (but i just wanted to see the duo interact all in one take) so there might be an update someday
