#v.smile

[fyterx]

my dealer: this new strain is called "my alien classmate". you'll be zonked out of your gourd

me: yeah whatever. i don't feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude i swear i just saw a spaceship take off without one of its passengers

my buddy zayzoo: [pacing around the playground] how am i gonna get back home

[c-nan]

Do y’all remember this?😭😭😭😭

[curetapwater]

Who else's first console was the V.Smile, I know I'm not the only one.

[idkbeesiguess]

WHO ELSE HAD ONE OF THESE FUCKERS

I remember having the Dora game and I don't remember the console itself but I remember that fucking remote oh my god

[fyterx]

Currently browsing v.smile stuff on ebay because I felt like it and I came across this listing which has this picture

What are you taking a picture of exactly? The feet?? Why not take a picture of the underside??? And why are you taking a picture of them like it's a cryptid??? Did the feet scare you?? Is the design so alien that you just flipped the console and went "OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT" and accidentally took a picture and went "oh yeah this looks like a good enough picture"???

[fyterx]

I made Zayzoo from Zayzoo: My Alien Classmate specifically smoke weed

Zayzoo off that zaza

[m4ch1n3girl]

console i have no use for but would like to own....

[nothazellevesque]

Shout out to the folks spending their time cataloging and doing full video playthroughs of those vtech kids’ games from the early to mid 2000s because thanks to them ive FINALLY been able to track down the scooby doo video game that i vaguely remember fighting over at daycare as a little kid. i could never remember much of the gameplay (just scoob and a rollercoaster) so i just assumed that it was some sort of scooby doo/amusement park themed fever dream, but it turns out it was real. and after twenty years ive found it. scooby doo funland frenzy, you did irreparable damage to my mental state, but you also made me freakishly good at those match puzzle games. so, fair trade i think