#vacationfromhell

[evcryopeneye]

@vacationfromhell

“I can’t sleep.” She stated. Well. It was fact. She just wasn’t tired, and it wasn’t home, it wasn’t her bedroom…it wasn’t home. Sure, Chloe had no option but to leave Trixie here in the hope she’d come home to find her daughter alive in one piece after a night with Lucifer. “You need to tell me a bed time story.”

[fma-personals]

[teamfatkidnation]

The Fossee's Vacation Ft. Bucee's, Shitty Hotels, & Cracker Barrel S8E26

Jason & Melissa go down to Georgia & looking for a hotel deal, they come up behind and Melissa cries " Jason I'm done with this room fuck this shit let's run" Then they wake up to the flippin' egg ordeal, Melissa is over and done and s

[perse418]

#socialdistancing #selfquarantine #vacationfromhell #arewethereyet https://www.instagram.com/p/CB5X4rsHiTV1eaeFk1jh3hCJHNAyAMYGjrQClQ0/?igshid=17l4881uvat6j

[timclesshope-archived]

@vacationfromhell​ / liked for dark!Doctor

❝ You’re an archangel, so y’have wings, right? Can I see ‘em? Please? I wanna see how cool they are. ❞

An innocent question. Quite harmless really. The grin on her face was excited, impatient in anticipation, much like her usual self. She wanted to see his wings, yes, but not for reasons that she said. 

[timclesshope-archived]

"You're getting blood on my clothes!" [ that's a very Lucifer thing to say ]

Injured muse starters - 100% accepting @vacationfromhell

Well, excuse her for just having been SHOT. God, this is why she hates guns.

With gritted teeth, she had had been applying pressure to the bullet wound in her arm, a wound that could have been a hell of a lot worse had Lucifer not acted and shoved her out the way. Any more to the right and bye bye heart. A hand covered in blood that she had then used to tug Lucifer by the arm, to make him leave with her before he got involved with anything else.

At his words, she rolled her eyes and moved her hand back to the wound, back to applying pressure to it. Of course, that’s all he cares about. Not the fact she was shot. Not the fact they did a semi-good job. But his clothes.

❝ No one is gonna SEE IT on your BLACK suit! ❞

Unlike the RED staining her LIGHT COLOURED coat! 

Is she a little mad? Yeah, maybe just a little.

[sensesdialed-a]

“I stole it first.”

@vacationfromhell //  shit we say in the squad server part 2

“Uh— doesn’t that mean you still STOLE it?” Peter asks, raising an eyebrow. “Okay, okay, okay, depends on what you stole. Well, not whether or not you still stole it, ‘cause you definitely did, but I mean whether or not it’s like— BAD! Er- I mean, s’against the law, so it’s all technically bad, but there’s like— different levels of it! I used to take tech and stuff from thrown out stuff outside, that was sort of stealing yet it didn’t do any harm!” Well that wasn’t an embarrassing thing to accidentally admit to at all.

“WHAT did you steal, exactly? ‘Cause I really gotta decide what I’m gonna do about that—“ He’s Spider-Man after all, and he doesn’t really know this guy either.

[sensesdialed-a]

“No thanko on the churcho.”

@vacationfromhell //  shit we say in the squad server part 2

“I haven’t been to church in…actually, I have no idea when, or if I’ve EVER been. I may have gone when I was a little kid or something, or maybe only to the holiday ones? But I don’t remember it…” Peter trails off, shrugging his shoulders. May and Ben were never actively religious, and if his parents were, he doesn’t KNOW it. 

                                  “All I know is they should definitely start calling the host jeez-its, it’s a way better name!”