#vacuum?

[coolbeanzbroski]

I was thinking about this the other day while cleaning

[subpar-dad-jokes]

I had to sell my vacuum cleaner, it was just collecting dust.

[goodmorninggiraffe]

Theres a thunderstorm rn and Lola doesnt give a flying fuck #perks of a deaf cat

[artemis51]

gotta kinkshame vacuums now cause they succ the floor like it's nobody's business

[slides-by-seductively-blog1]

I've noticed a good majority of the anime characters that eat like a bottomless pit are teenage boys.

[vvorldwideweb]

i want to have sex with you (have you accepted the lord as your savior) lets bang all night (please consider coming to our saturday mass)

[comradefaggot]

So, I know that I talk about my sis a lot(not really), but just now she came in my room and told me to come to her room. I said no and then she walked backwards, gesturing me to follow her, and then I laughed my ass off when she tripped backwards on a vacuum and face palmed. It was the fucking funniest thing ever.