#valaraukars

[choodraws]

Hi 👋🙂 I’ve been following you on here for years and I’m such a fan of your art. A short while ago while I was in Tokyo I picked up an artbook I came across randomly and thought looked cool. and just now I was looking through it and thought “oh choodraws’ art would be perfect for this!” And then. There you were 😆😊 I was so excited, I had to share! I mean you know your art is in this 😆, but for me it was a total wonderful surprise hehe

aw this is sweet, thanks for sharing! yeah i don't think i ever mentioned that some of my work was included in this book but i was really stoked to be featured next to so many other great artists. it's a really fun retro styled collection of work, lots of great stuff in there!

[vefanyar]

re: tags on the children are like that- post - I‘m asking you about your day! Hehe

Augh. x_X

Yesterday was truly horrendous. It doesn't have anything to do with the post, really, except maybe for the uproarious laughter at unfunny things. Just generally speaking, you'd think that 11.500 m^2 of exhibition space should be enough to contain and spread out roughly 650 students at once, most of them in 6th or 7th grade, so they are all screeching Pubertiere doing everything they were previously told not to do. The answer is no, it's not enough. They move in packs. The noise level is that of a flock of parrots in an empty stairwell. You've given out two warnings out of three to the same school. You have students hiding in the rainforest at night and jumpscaring other guests, kick them out and - bless whatever deity looks on exhibition staffers - they run right into your co-worker who is excellent at delivering blistering talking-tos. You have them bouncing on the hanging bridge hard enough to worry they'll tear the anchoring out of the walls and ignore your yelling because it's inaudible over the noise. You hear them call the large tropical catfish in the river landscape "seals" and "whales". You are asked incessantly, by those students who notice, whether your dwarf crocodile is real and have a couple insist that no, she's absolutely fake. Don't mind me, I've only worked there for over four years. The crocodile just growled so hard she made the water vibrate. You couldn't hear it? Oh, pity, must be because the noise level has risen to that of a flock of parrots imitating a flock of jackhammers in an empty stairwell. You discuss the finer point of not running on the stepstone path across the water because you've seen several students take a belly splash into the river landscape on other days and are yelling to even be heard. A student drops her phone into the river landscape and has a crying fit. You find penises and swastikas scratched into the ice of the Antarctica exhibit. The noise level rises. The polar station's mannequin wearing a polar suit has been undressed down to her hips and her boobs have been drawn on with pencil to include nipples and areolas. And a penis. Mysteriously, no students are in sight that moment, but you cannot enjoy the quiet. You find yourself apologizing profusely to regular guests as they find you scrubbing at the mannequin's boobs to remove the graffiti and wonder what that must have looked like. The skies darken. The waters rise. Thunder flashes. It's a flood on Langeneß holm. You cannot get out. Students are wading barefoot in the water. There are no teachers. You spot them sitting in the cafeteria drinking coffee and laughing while their students wreck your workplace. You find a piece of fake greenery belonging into the Cameroon rainforest exhibit in the Samoan coral reef and rocks from Switzerland in the desert in Niger. You cannot get out. The end comes.

You want to go home. It's 11 am and your shift ends at 6:30. Drums. Drums in the deep.

[vardasvapors]

maedhroswhy replied to your post “if you unfollowed don't come and peep my blog now, that is SO FAKE....”

I second the how old is anon, that is so childish

actualmermaid replied to your post “if you unfollowed don't come and peep my blog now, that is SO FAKE....”

Wowwwwwwww

thelioninmybedreplied to your post “if you unfollowed don't come and peep my blog now, that is SO FAKE....”

wowwwwwww

imindhowwelayinjunereplied to your post “if you unfollowed don't come and peep my blog now, that is SO FAKE....”

WHOA

ivanaskye replied to your post “if you unfollowed don't come and peep my blog now, that is SO FAKE....”

this is next level

valaraukars replied to your post “if you unfollowed don't come and peep my blog now, that is SO FAKE....”

God that makes me feel a little better about my 10000 drafts (unfortunately not an exaggeration, I don’t blog I....draft)

crocordile replied to your post “if you unfollowed don't come and peep my blog now, that is SO FAKE....”

Are we in a high school AU dsbhdjkdfhf HOW OLD IS ANON (also i have so much respect for your pile of drafts)

gurguliare replied to your post “if you unfollowed don't come and peep my blog now, that is SO FAKE....”

thank you for consistently always making me feel better about my drafts

I’m glad my barrel-bottom-scraping organization abilities give everyone else an ego boost about their drafts. also i’m probably underestimating how long these drafts have been here. im sure some of them have been there over a year >__>

[letteredlettered]

fandom trumps hate

valaraukars replied to your post: hi, your fandom trumps hate bidding form says its...

I was wondering about this also but then i saw that auctions are supposed to start at 8pm est and after checking what that it is my timeline, I realized auctions weren’t open for another couple of hours… so maybe that’s the problem?

Ooooh you are right! I did not look for a time! I think they must just not be open yet! Thank you and sorry everyone! I guess it will happen later today.

[thelioninmybed]

valaraukars replied to your post “Character: you Team edward or team Jacob or team monster baby”

Can’t believe I gave you that third option to avoid the real issue here

imindhowwelayinjune replied to your post “Character: you Team edward or team Jacob or team monster baby”

Agree with @valaraukars don't dodge the tough questions tell us team woof or team Rob Pattinson hates his life

valaraukars replied to your post “Character: you Team edward or team Jacob or team monster baby”

@imindhowwelayinjune you’re just giving her another out!! It’s not about choosing between cool actormeme pattinson and selling the conflict with appeals to universal dog love, it MUST be about FURRY STALKER or NONAGENARIAN BLOODPERV STALKER

This is true, I was just going to link the video of Robert Pattinson failing to buy a hotdog as my answer. 

I’m gonna say Edward anyway, though this is entirely mercenary; werewolfness is untransferable in this setting so there’s no real benefit to seducing a werewolf, other than doing it doggy style, whereas if I fuck Edward I get to be immortal, impossibly hot, super fast and strong AND have some kind of X-man superpower. It’s a no-brainer. 

[sotavalta]

valaraukars replied to your photo “how to get cramps all over your body: the romance edition”

this is beautiful!! i love the colors especially (and the cat chilling on the toilet seat lol)

thank you lina!!! i struggled with the colours for a while so i’m happy to hear that they work. and yeah i tried to make that cat chill but apparently i only know how to draw judgemental cats. :’)

[ultraviolet-eucatastrophe]

valarhalla replied to your post “iconic moments of bizarre/hilarious/terrible discourse in the tumblr...”

don;t forget the guy who compared maedhros/fingon shippers to glaurung

OH GOD HOW COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN THAT ONE :’D A true classic tbh

valaraukars replied to your post “iconic moments of bizarre/hilarious/terrible discourse in the tumblr...”GOOD TIMES. I wanna add more but all I can come up with is the truly awful stuff like 'hey remember when people had "secret" sideblogs they used for being truly and utterly vile and this is why I left' ok now I'm just killing the buzz sorry omg 

YEAHHHHHH you’re right though that was.... the worst trend, I vote we never ever bring that back ever O___O

valaraukars replied to your post “iconic moments of bizarre/hilarious/terrible discourse in the tumblr...”

Ok I love n2 though and all variations thereof which are all essentially 'why are ppl having fun/not on my ~intellectual~ level' lol. Also I will always love escalated celegorm haircolor discourse

YES there are.... common trends here, I feel :’D 

[sigridhr]

valaraukars replied to your post “Tag Meme”

SUCH great taste in tv shows omg (and everything else). I'm also thinking about maybe giving riverdale a try, everyone is talking about it and it seems like something I'd easily get addicted to.

aaaah, thanks! :) 

man, Riverdale is, man. OK. I’m high-key addicted both because the actors have really great chemistry and I think the re-interpretation of the characters is super interesting (the women are so great), but that said it’s queerbaity as fuck, has some representation issues, and it’s got a not-super-great-but-it-could’ve-been-worse-handled statutory rape plotline that’s a bit :/// 

THAT SAID, when it’s good, it’s good, and I super duper love some of the performances and everyone has so many issues but in like a super over-the-top drama but with a kernel of ‘oh god i relate to that’ sort of way??? 

but YES IF YOU WATCH IT COME TALK TO ME ABOUT IT because god knows I’ll still be over shouting about it into the void