Jaune: *wearing an apron, dicing carrots and celery* You know, Ren, I didn’t have any guy friends growing up, so at first I wasn’t sure how I felt about you.
Ren: *sauteeing mushrooms and onions* I felt the same. It was always just me and Nora, but suddenly you were there, a tall, strong presence who was suddenly the leader of our team!
Jaune: *blush* You thought I was strong when we met? Everyone else thought I was scraggly!
Ren: Jaune, please! Even without aura, you’ve stood up to direct hits from Grimm several times. Your strength actually intimidated me at first… *turns away and adds salt to mushrooms*
Jaune: I intimidated you? *puts a hand on Ren’s shoulder* Lie Ren, you were the coolest, best-looking man I’ve ever seen, and I honestly couldn’t believe someone as awesome as you would be on a team led by a dork like me!
Ren: *puts a hand on Jaune’s hand* Thank you, Jaune. That means so much from you.
Ren: 😳 Um, we should, uh…put the other vegetables in before the mushrooms are overdone!
Jaune: Yeah! The vegetables! *quickly grabs cutting board*
Nora: Don’t you just love watching the boys accidentally flirt with each other?
Pyrrha: They’re so adorable, aren’t they?
Nora: …wouldn’t it be hot if they made out?
Pyrrha: YES. I’m so glad I’m not the only one who thinks so! 🤤
Nora: I know, right?! *holds up her mug*
Pyrrha: *clinks her mug against Nora’s* I love our team!
Nora: Wanna see if we can get them to wear only aprons and booty shorts next time?
Pyrrha: *kisses Nora* This is why I love you.
