#valrose

[shadesofvalrose]

If I am the rain, then he is the ground that holds me when I fall ❤️

[cringefailvox]

…now I’m super-curious why you like Val/Rosie as a concept, would love to hear your headcanons!

(So with you on Velvette/Cherri, just written a scene with them together in a fic and found myself lowkey shipping it)

this is from back in february but i thought about them again today and finally remembered this ask, so here's what got me into them: a highly specific au scenario from @moomooofdoom and also a few brief lines in fics that opened my eyes to how funny they could be together

possible scenarios:

rosie and val have had a private betting pool on vox & alastor's fights for a few decades but val has no idea that alastor will always win because rosie rigged it in the thirties and so he's thousands of dollars in debt to her at this point and resentful about it

moo's thought about rosie catching her husband cheating on her with a very-new-to-hell val just trying to get his feet under him with sex work, and she kills her husband but decides to make a deal with val to get a safe roof over his head (in return for owing her a little unspecified something) because it's hardly val's fault that her late husband was a licentious scumbag

val sources all of his carnivorous plants from a greenhouse in cannibal town and puts up with rosie's... creepy... everything... in exchange for being allowed to set foot there

val tries to expand his customer base into cannibal town by shooting a cannibal-themed porno with some of rosie's less tight-laced girls but they're so off-putting and creepy on set the whole time that he just sends them all home without filming anything and pretends it never happened. rosie asks him at every overlord meeting when she's going to get to see this film that he promised her; this ring could really use more positive cannibal representation! and he's like haha [gulp]

unbeknownst to vox, val got all of his corsets measured in cannibal town before velvette joined the vees, and rosie was very offended when he stopped coming around to give her the latest vox-related gossip during his fittings since alastor refuses to talk about him anymore and she was kind of invested!

rosie used to hire val in between husbands to satisfy her needs before he became an overlord and now they only sneakily hook up once in a blue moon when both alastor and the other vees are Elsewhere because they don't need to know what doesn't concern them

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[shadesofvalrose]

Sometimes, the most beautiful part of life, is living it.

[shadesofvalrose]

Oh, how words elude me.

The harsh muse of pain has fleeted.

No more does agony inspire me.

So, what to do now?

Joyous days ahead, a stark difference.

To bask in the loving glow, and know

That for once all falls silent in bliss.

[shadesofvalrose]

I know the world is better for his existence. My world is certainly better. So no matter where he is, I just want him to be happy, even if that's not with me ~ ♡

[shadesofvalrose]

You nor I should ever hide behind "I'm fine"

[shadesofvalrose]

Would you Still Love me?

Would you still love me, if you saw me lazy? If you saw me dirty?

Would you still love me when my seasons change, and my hair turns grey?

Would you still love me if I were skinny, or fat?

Would you still love me when I'm loud?

Would you still love me quiet?

Would you still love me if I messed up, or got your order wrong?

Would you still love me if I made a mess? For I am, but a klutz.

Would you still love my wrinkles, or double-chin? My belly fat that hangs, and my fingers that are stubby?

Would you love me always?

Would you love me smart?

Would you love me dumb?

Would you love me angry?

Would you love me sad?

Would you love me when I am full of life, and still love me when I feel nothing inside?

Would you still love me, if I crossed a line? Or if, I drew that line?

Would you still love me, just being me?

If 'no', then...

It wasn't love.