Hey Captain… just out of curiosity… were you uh, eating raw meat earlier? Or did I misinterpret… also why have you been sleeping so much more
<ooc mayhaps we get some vampire Kirk 👀>
[Kirk had been bitten by an alien not too dissimilar from a large bat during his last mission. Bones checked out the affected area, two puncture wounds located almost 15 centimetres apart – one on top of his clavicle, the other on his shoulder, exposed by the vest. There was nothing to worry about, and the wounds weren't deep enough to warrant a dermal regenerator, so Bones sent him on his merry way, advising him to come back if he noticed any changes.
A week had passed without incident. The whole thing wasn't even on his mind anymore by the time he started feeling an insatiable hunger. He thought it was just a craving, and tried to satisfy it with a rare steak. And the next day, a very rare steak. And a very, very, very rare steak. And after that, a completely raw one. That almost did it.]
It's none of your business, Ensign. But, if you care that much, real men like their steaks still bleeding a little.
[He wasn't sleeping more than usual, either. He had just changed his schedule to line up with Gamma shift, as the bright lights of the artificial day cycle made his head hurt.]
(OOC: sure!! let's make this a thing. It can be it's own little AU. Send a 🦇 emoji in your ask if you want it to be part of this AU. I'll tag them as #vampire kirk. This is not a m!a so normal queue still applies)
