#van guy

[solaneceae]

[scythlyven-art]

I was thinking about the newest episode and I just love the part where Dave tells the Trespasser/Van Guy to cut open his shirt and the dude laughs and is like “Maaaan you’re all kinds of messed up huh”

As if this dude didn’t just shoot up a hospital which resulted in Dave getting shot himself before blindfolding, gagging and tying him to a wheelchair and then strapping him to an operating table where he was going to do god knows what to Dave before he decided to become friends with him (thanks to Dave’s story that I’m sure we’ll get to hear about soon) but still wanting and almost succeeding in chopping Dave’s balls off

Oh, and he’s kidnapped and probably raped/killed dozens of girls

And he’s trying to say my Davey is the fucked up one smh

[solaneceae]

1 2 van guy's coming for you

3 4 better lock your door

5 6 grab your fix-it fic

7 8 nobody is straight

9 10 never sleep again

[pybun]

put this item set in the game or so help me