Dec 7, 2025
Vanessa and michael (afton) in fnaf3 trust me i was the floorboards
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Vanessa and michael (afton) in fnaf3 trust me i was the floorboards
glitchtrap is hot /j
More Incorrect Quotes from FNAF!
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Andrew, having just lost his glasses: “KILL THE BUG!” Cassidy: “...Brother. Dearest brother beloved. That is a gecko.”
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Elizabeth: “OH, WELL PARDON ME FOR MAKING MYSELF COMFORTABLE DURING A SINCERE HEART TO HEART DISCUSSION WITH A DEAR COMRADE IN NEED. BUT THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO CEASE STRADDLING THIS DEEPLY OFFENSIVE PIECE OF FURNITURE THAT HAS DEFIED ME SO BLASPHEMOUSLY!”
Elizabeth, chucking the chair out the window: “AWAY, AWAY! BEGONE WITH YE, YOU FOUR-LEGGED TEMPTRESS! DISTRACT US NO MORE WITH THE MOST PRIMORDIAL AND UTILITARIAN FORM OF COMFORT YOU DOTH SUPPLY TO ALL HUMANITY!”
William: “...Elizabeth just threw a tantrum about a chair.”
William: “I just won Elizabeth Tantrum Bingo.”
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Evan: “Gender roles are naught but a social ideal you fools bound to mortal flesh continue to worship and consequentially fuel. I’ve long since severed ties to such petty and trivial restrictions.”
Elizabeth: “...Is that why you’re wearing one of my tutus?”
Evan: “An oversimplification of the truth behind my actions. But yes.”
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Elizabeth: “How do you do these kinds of things so easily?”
Michael: “I’m fearless.”
William: “I saw you run from bees yesterday when I was trying to exterminate the hive in our front yard. You flailed around and tripped over a fire hydrant. It was both hysterical and pathetically sad to watch.”
Michael: “...I’m MOSTLY fearless.”
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((if the missing kids were reincarnated into the present era as close childhood friends)):
Gabriel: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Jeremy: >:O language
Susie: Yeah watch your fucking language
Fritz: OKAY WHO TAUGHT SUSIE THE FUCK WORD?
Cassidy: 'The fuck word'.
Charlie: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Susie: Oh my god she censored it
Cassidy: Say fuck, Charlie.
Susie: Do it, Charlie. Say fuck.
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Michael: “I am a creation of God to be feared.”
Michael: “I put the ‘sexy’ in my dyslexia, and nothing is hetero about me- not even my chromia.”
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Gregory to Vanessa out of genuine curiosity: “Oye, Michael, what happens if you press the breaks and the acceleration in the car at the same time?”
Freddy: “What- that’s extremely risky, please don't d-!”
Vanessa, jokingly: “The car takes a screenshot, I suppose.”
Freddy:
Vanessa:
Freddy: “...Let me call your therapist again.”
Gregory: "Yes, provided they had not been brutally slaughtered in a pool of their own mangled body like the last ones had been."
Freddy:
Gregory:
Freddy:
Gregory:
Freddy: "...I'm sorry- what?"
GlamMike: "Let me see what you have."
GregVessel: "A KNIFE!"
GlamMike: "NO!!!"
Vanessabeth: "Bro oh my god why does our brother have a knife-"
Or better yet he pulls a 'with the power of autism and family and this fucking gun I found'
How sweet the dawn's early dew must taste- how bright and new the color of sunrise must be with you.
I look forward to creating the new future, walking this sworn path to the new dawn, hand in hand with you.
3 Star ending sketch lesgo
shit quality for a shitpost amirite
Something Evan/Gregory absolutely would 100% use on his older brother to prank him:
He invites Glamrock Freddy/Michael to play RL craft, tricking him into thinking it’s regular old Minecraft on the easiest difficulty.
Then the boy watches his older brother die in the game, again and again and again, getting one shot, laughing all the while at his misery and comforting him, offering to join the server with Michael on another device just to accompany him in multiplayer and help him through his suffering and frustration. Eventually they decide to stream themselves raging at the game and laughing out tears, chatting over Discord voice channels.
They sometimes speak Arabic to each other as well, with Michael/Glamrock Freddy having it be practically a second language and Evan/Gregory being noticeably fluent with Elizabeth having moderate knowledge (the Afton children are all mixed in my AU: whilst being primarily British American, they’re also of prominent Egyptian/Arab AND British/English heritage on William’s side and German/Scandinavian on their mother Eleanor’s side).
They welcome all the other Arabic speakers in chat warmly as well, and eventually Vanessa joins the server. They all suffer together as siblings :)!
Gregory as a Streamer (post 3-star ending!):
Gregory/Evan is a gentle and lonely soul who longs for companionship, yet he tries to keep this a secret from everyone. When he, Freddy and Vanessa escaped the Pizzaplex together and the siblings were reunited, they began living a relatively peaceful life- Gregory began to go to school again with the promise of actually being able to graduate fifth grade (“child” prodigy studying in university in the making), Vanessa went back to her job of being a beta tester/IT employee and would sometimes visit the Pizzaplex, and Freddy lived with the two of them in Vanessa’s apartment, with Vanessa acting as Gregory’s legal guardian.
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It was too dangerous in the Pizzaplex due to the blatantly questionable architectural decisions made in the construction of the building, as well as massive safety issues. Even Gregory felt unsafe there during his night trapped inside, despite the overpowering and overwhelming feelings of nostalgia he would get for his past life as Evan inside.
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Plus, nobody knew of their true identities- nobody ever could know of Gregory’s true nature and who he once was, and the purpose he was born to fulfill- imagine the attention the public would have on him! His family would be thrown into chaos, he’d be separated from his beloved siblings, his sweet Michael and Elizabeth! They meant the world to him, how can he let the world rip him from them like that? No. He wouldn’t let it happen- not EVER again.
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So they keep a low profile, pretending to be ordinary and cleaning up their father’s business, dealing with the aftermath of their traumatic pasts together, living happy, comfortable lives together because everything was better together, and they were family- bonded by ties of blood and greater, somethings inexplicable and insurmountable that not even the universe could explain.
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Eventually, however, Gregory grows bored of his routine- a first, given that he loves routines. He’s satisfied with his life providing comfort, safety, warmth and love, despite him having much to work through and recover. Despite some delusions, nightmares, intrusive obsessions and hallucinations of the dark past haunting him on some days, he is safe and happy, but bored. Bored in a healthy, encouraging way for what feels like the first time- as if something within him were gently but insistently prodding him to explore and venture forth, and satiate an unquenchable curiosity about the world.
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Gregory is curious to discover new horizons and lead a healthy, normal and yet exciting and fulfilling life even more. Now with him, his older brother, and his younger sister all taking care of each other, he has more freedom to be able to explore and do what he wants. So what does he do with said freedom? Why, stream as a hobby, of course!
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His streams are immediately known to be either calming and therapeutic, fun and engaging or super chaotic-
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Although he’s a prodigy when it comes to networking and IT skills, he’s still very young (although not chronologically) and very much more socially uneducated than his siblings. He still relies on Freddy’s and Vanessa’s protection to ensure he is safe on any platform, regardless of the network. While Vanessa is at work, Freddy/Michael moderates him live and keeps the chat healthy and filtered (Gregory persuaded him to at least let PG-13 swears slide under the radar)- Michael/Freddy ensures that his little brother is exposed to constructive and/or positive comments only. He doesn’t tolerate disrespect, malintented sarcasm or trolling in the slightest.
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Gregory doesn’t have many viewers, but those who do view his streams love him and donate to him. He tends to talk to his viewers often, and when not in blunt, plain sentences, sometimes in analogies and even giving them cryptic riddles to solve, which the chat scrambles and playfully banters with one another to solve. Gregory always heartily chuckles out of genuine joy upon seeing the positive chaos he has sown, and the chat always vibrates whenever Gregory is happy. The brunette doesn’t wish to admit it, but forming companionships with no misunderstandings, and creating deep and genuine connections by making people happy makes his heart soar with inexplicable joy in its purest form.
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Even when Gregory DOES say something slightly out of pocket or misunderstands a social cue (which he does a lot), the chat never makes fun of him and instead scrambles to correct and educate him accordingly with positive, cordial and respectful ways of doing so! Everyone thinks he’s funny, sassy and witty, which in their opinion makes his content all the more entertaining.
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Gregory enjoys the most games that challenge his skill in strategy and logical thinking, as well as healthy challenges. He also livestreams the sessions of his homebrew DND campaign with the Glamrock Gang and his siblings whenever he streams, so he also enjoys games with good, engaging stories and worldbuilding since he’s passionate about creative writing.
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He enjoys discussing the characters, their stories, possible future events, and the causes behind past events in the story- he even optimizes his characters and plans out elaborate strategies with backup plans in case of failure or a wrong prediction to statistically maximize their output of damage and minimize playtime and hassle. Bonus if it’s open-world!
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Just a few of the games he'd play are Genshin Impact, Animal crossing, Fire Emblem (yes the whole franchise), Subnautica, Super Smash Bros, MarioKart, BATIM and BATDR, Battleship Online, Zelda, God of War, Final Fantasy XIV, Minecraft, Hades, Elden Ring, League of Legends, Among Us, Sea of Thieves, and Cuphead, Valorant, Apex, and much, much more!
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Gregory even sometimes plays Roblox games like Doors, Rainbow Friends and Apeirophobia with Vanessa and Freddy and even the other Glamrocks for the lols!
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Sometimes he just streams multiplayer horror games with his siblings like Friday the 13th: The Game, Phasmophobia and Dead by Daylight just so they can all scream Bloody Mary collectively together~!
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Vanessa: "IT'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!"
Gregory: "NOOOO WHERE WAIT I DON'T SEE IT AGH-"
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He’s also definitely the gamer that makes the most theories, and he’s often famed for his theories being well done and right about 76% of the time, basically. The games that do have an engaging story is something he makes countless headcanons and theories out of, and they end up becoming just one of his many, MANY special interests.
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Sweet little Gregory doesn’t have any friends to collaborate with, and that does make him just a little bit lonely and reminds him of his past, where he had few friends except for Cassidy and the other thinning bonds between his childhood friends (MCI children). For some time, he remains oblivious to the fact that said potential friends have to get past Freddy and Vanessa.
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Gregory has a Glamrock Freddy plushie that he cradles and hugs close to his chest whenever he talks to his viewers. Whenever he streams, he likes to wear loose, baggy clothing.
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Gregory’s room has a perfect atmosphere that’s pleasing to look at, with visible bookshelves, some of his favorite flowers, and glow-in-the-dark neon lights and signboards on the wall in addition to fairy lights- he likes 80’s punk and vaporwave aesthetics (similar to the Pizzaplex’s aesthetics), so he has white bookshelves filled with his favorite books as well as flowerpots of blue hydrangeas, yellow roses and white lilies. His bed is full of plushies, mostly Fazbear Entertainment merchandise. There are also many butterfly decorations strung around the walls that glow in the dark, as well as many balloons and birthday-themed decorations, which makes the atmosphere cozy and nostalgic for him.
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The Glamrocks and Fazbear Entertainment Employees even sometimes watch Gregory's streams! They always comment that they're hilarious and engaging to watch, and the riddles/analogies are always fun to solve! Some even give donations!