(at an unknown location where everyone is on a reality tv show)
illuminarrow (laying in shade of tree with sweater off): uggh, it's so hot out here. . . i could use an ice cold drink from gerry's cafe right about now.
Yuki-Onna (under tree as well): *sigh* i do long for the frigid winds of my homeland. i'm not used to being around warm-weathered insects. . . (she grips her hands and shakes) honeybees are the worst. . . *a small bee buzzs and lands on illuminarrows sweater* (yuki-onna looks at in the shocking horror; "gasp") aaahh! get away!! (she aims ready to blast ice from a sudden quick distance atop a rock pillar in the bees direction. . . the bee just flys off.)
vanity bolt: ehh i miss my full length mirror. (he stares into a water pond) but the pristine waters suffice in providing a reflection i guess. . . *smiles and teeth sparkle*
flug (sitting on a rock with bags under his eyes): i. . . miss. . . coffee.
omega (standing straight like theirs a sparkly background behind him with hand on his chest): i have no questions. instead, i have something i must say... a vote for G-Lo is a vote for honor, integrity, and loyalty. this woman has been a shining example of compassion and kindness- what all heroes should strive for. G-lo might not be the strongest or the most cunning. (G-Lo off to the side: uh...) but most importantly, they have a good heart. i believe that we, the jury are duty-bound to vote for who we believe played the best, and i believe that; is G-Lo. also. . . (background changes to fire with flames in his eyes, clenching a fist) miss heed is lower than the dirt beneath my boots, and i would rather be brainwashed again than to see her win!
miss heed: i object to this outburst! that wasn't even a question!
G-Lo: i can't tell whether to be flattered or mildly offended, but thank you!
announcer: (over loud speaker) get ready for this! (off in the distance a loud boat horn blows) *everyone turns to look and then looks shocked*
Eugenia Estrada: your fronting me.
valdoom: what? but that's impossible.
Jingle Hell: aw man, what is she doing her.
announcer: back! by popular audience demand, it's! airlock! (she stands at front of boat before it stops at the dock and she steps off.)
airlock: that's right, i'm back, and just so we're clear. not only am i gonna kick butt, but i'm giving special attention to my backstabbing team! who voted me off!
Clown Spine: wait a sec, you said no one is allowed back. (she turns to the loud speaker)
announcer: i did?
Clown Spine: and once you leave.
(cuts to announcer in person: and once you leave on the dock of shame; on the boat of losers. you can never, never ever, EVER come back.)
*everyone waits* announcer: oh yeah that, yeah i lied~
Clown Spine: you can't do that, it's not fair.
Roxxette Russett: whoa girl, you're reasoning with a loudspeaker, that just does not look good.
*airlock takes deep shallow angry breaths behind Elflora; she turns to her*
Elflora: so airlock, what have you been doing since you left the island.
airlock: taking anger management classes, i seem to remember you thinking i needed them.
valdoom: she, was an audience favorite?
announcer: not really, but we liked her. also returning to camp, it's kamo!
everyone: oh no!
*kamo comes yelling and swinging on a vine then lands on the ground*
kamo: hey guys! it's good to be back at camp, even though i never actually left the island. i've been living in the woods all this time.
clown spine: but i thought the RCMP hunted you down.
kamo: they tired!~ but being a wilderness survivor, i was swift footed and avoided capture. *takes out a fish and eats it raw; some people wince at that.*
announcer: welcome back to the hell kitchen superhero's nightmare iron chief top villain cafeteria throwdown ultimate cooking war challege! we have our contestants making a meal for kids and they have been waiting 12 hours so far!
student: man i wonder what's taking so long?
*moments during those hours of waiting*
punk rotten: the chicken is alive!
illuminarrow: we're baking cookies, why is there a chicken!
humiko: i think someone is stuck in the oven again.
Frost: i'm stuck in the oven!!
dark phantom: i accidentally put the pot in the butter.
Viking: who put tin foil in the ove-!
Libelula: my oven exploded!
Konan: there's a homeless guy in the fridge and he won't stop throwing bread at me! i didn't even have bread in the fridge, where the (beep) is he getting the bread?!
Incinemiau: there's so much bread. . . so much. . . it's everywhere.
Bulldozer (as Berry): don't lit the match, i left the gas-
Ringworm: the chocolate ate someone!
metauro: who drank all the tomato sauce!?
penumbra: why are the eggs multiplying!
Insidious Spike: there's a spider in the pantry! (blue cobalt is eating in there)
(confession cam) mawrasite: life in front of the camera's was beginning to take a toll on us all. the little things now just seemed annoying, even worse we started lashing out at each other.
*epsilon throws a piece of paper at a trash and misses*
icarus: ugh you're just gonna leave that there? bitch! pick it up!
epsilon: fuck you shorty goodshoes.
icarus (cocks a gun): pick it up or i'm sending you back to hell.
Adelita Guerrero (points gun): alright kid, drop your weapon.
flamme (points gun): no you drop it!
El Valiente: nobody holds a gun to my wife! (points gun) but me.
Colonel Steele, Jr.: alright! let's (bleeping) do this! *transforms mechanical arm into multiple weapons pointed at everyone. . .* i'm not afraid to die! *a weapon points at even himself*
