#vastrambling

[vastwinterskies]

idk not to be rude man but those shipmen are kinda mid

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oh hey nice blorbo you have there *beep beep beep* oh dont mind that thats just my whump steamroller. it's kind of hard to find parking here hahaha do you mind- *beepbeepbeepb

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so apparently in German one can pronounce Michel Ney's surname [naɪ],,,

Like... like Bill Nye the Science Guy. Michel Ney the cavalry guy,,,

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oh wait it's petty officer? sorry I didn't catch that I thought you said pet the officer. I'm not a native spea- what? why I'm still petting him? Well why would I stop? Look, he likes it!

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in my ongoing bid to close crucial gaps in my pop culture knowledge (while procrastinating tackling my colossal art block) I have now started watching James Bond. Note that I have never seen or read a single James Bond so I am going in with knowledge that amounts to:

- James Bond is an agent/spy (?)

- James Bond has a license to kill and a particular taste in drinks

- James Bond's boss is called M but it is different people

- James Bond is also different people but I think theres no lore reason for it. I do not think James Bond can regenerate timelordstyle (??)

- James Bond likes women a lot and they like him a lot. I guess it comes with the job of pop culture spy guy

- James Bond often ends up on Boats. Which is fine by me because I love me a boat. I wonder whether James Bond has a license to skipper, also.

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"is your blorbo of age?" but they're clearly in their 40s I'm just asking whether it's age of sail media. Are they of napoleonic age. They're not a minor, but are they a major? One of Wellington's?

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*to bdsm couple* so which one of you is the whumper and which one is the whumpee

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reading youtube comments is almost never a good idea but under naval battle videos it's great. Watched a video on the battle of the Nile and at least 4 people in the comments are calling Nelson a drama queen