Being a Vault-Boy HURTS
You are cloned by someone else's DNA, and then encapsulated for several years until you reach adulthood. Inside a green liquid, with tubes connected to your spine.
When you are let out? Scientists check you up to see if you're good to go, and then send you straight to the testing zone. Where they check your skills and the iconic 'S.P.E.C.I.A.L' abilities.
You'll then be transported to Vault-Tec industries, where you get your first Vault-Boy or Vault-Girl uniform. Cool, right? You get to be a Vault-Tec mascot, how bad could it be! Well, it isn't fun at all.
You see, they begin to train you. To hurt you, to force you to smile every single damn day for their company propaganda. Some of us die in the process. That's how we, Vault-Boys and Vault-Girls are created and live... WE ARE IN HELL AND NOBODY CAN HELP US. NOBODY KNOWS.
Hi, I'm Walter. And I'm a Vault-Boy. “Oh but the Vault-Tec mascots don't have names!”. I do, because I'm different. I chose to be. I want to live free. I want to be me. I don't want to be controlled by a HORRENDOUS company like Vault-Tec... Please, someone out there, listen to me, THEY ARE LYING TO YOU.
