venom and eddie trying to surprise reader with a present/party but it goes to shit bc venom cant keep a secret from the reader <33 🧸
A sticky black tendril holding the door shut would have sufficed, but Venom decides to accompany that with a startling roar of, 'No!' that effectively stops you from trying to grab the vaccuum.
"Venom..." You stand in front of the closet, though your head is turned now to face the symbiote desperately trying to shrink back into Eddie's flesh as if you'll forget he existed, "What's in the closet?"
"Nothing's in the closet," Eddie hums casually, still stationed at the stove like the windows hadn't just rattled with venom's shout, "Just the vacuum, but it's broken so don't bother trying to use it."
"Well maybe I can fix it," You start for the closet again, only to be stopped again, this time restrained by venom's tentacle.
"Hey! Get off of me," You struggle against the symbiote to no avail, and before long he has you completely bound in a blanketing of stickiness. It clings to your skin and makes it crawl, but no matter how hard you fight, you can't free yourself.
"Venom- Venom! Let me go," You cry, "I just want to vacuum!"
"I cannot let you in the closet." Venom soothes you, his voice pitched low and smooth because he knows it helps you calm down, "There is something in there that you cannot see."
"Please don't tell me it's a dead body," You've given up your fight now, going limp in Venom's tight grip. One of the tendrils he's captured you with smooths a stray chunk of hair out of your face where you'd struggled it free.
"It is not a dead body. It is a-"
"Venom! Venom, do not tell her what it is." Eddie breaks his casual facade now, pointing the spatula in his hands aggressively at the symbiote, "I was not kidding. If you spoil this, I'm forcing you out of my body and throwing you to the streets."
"You tried that once," Venom sneers, "It did not work. Y/N, we are not hiding a dead body in the closet. It is your birthday present."
"Shut up! Shut up, stop talking right now," Eddie urges, "Venom, I mean it. Stop talking or I'll kill Sonny and Cher."
Venom's wide, milky, blinking eyes swivel towards his prized pet chickens, and he goes limp around you, releasing his tight grip on your limbs and allowing you the freedom of movement once again. He shrinks back into Eddie, effectively chastised, but before he disappears completely, he grumbles, "Don't worry, Y/N. You will find out that it is an ice cream maker soon."
Somno with Venom 🥰 Holding up Reader’s hips while he puts his tongue to good use 🥵
eddie's shoulders carry an ever-so-cumbersome weight, and the recluse of your bedroom at the end of the day is a welcome solace for his weary head and drooping eyes. the gentle embrace that you open for his return is soothing, and it's a resting place for his head when it thuds against your chest, aromas of the shampoo of yours he's always stealing still poignant in his damp hair. promises of no work talk soon blend into soft snores, limbs tangled up in a mess under clean sheets and the heavy duvet.
after being subdued under the watchful eye of his host, however, venom is not quite so lethargic, and he's grateful for a respite when he peels away from eddie's tired body. "you lazy oaf," he spits in his gravelly baritone, spiteful that the man can't hear his witty insults. "there are things to take care of and you are sleeping."
the male doesn't stir, and the symbiote makes sure of it with an oozing black tendril that prods at his cheek. he takes note of your parted thighs, bottoms lost in the high temperature of the bedroom, revealing pretty pink panties that are secured with a neat bow at the hem.
once crediting himself for a lack of sympathy, the alien peels back the frilly fabric, showing your glistening cunt for his eager eyes. the whites of which squint out of view when he narrows them, shimmering black morphing and conforming into various indiscernible shapes with his pondering. from his attached point from eddie's shoulder, he eases downward, allowing himself to bathe in the musk of your scent, tongue slowly unfurling.
he's silent - for once, as eddie may add if he were awake - when he drags the muscle over a bare thigh, hopeful for lingering perspiration that may intertwine with the delicate, yet surging taste of your arousal when it bleeds onto his tongue.
the long, wet tongue then teases along the junction between hip and thigh, rolling over open folds and gathering arousal that pools in each hidden crevice. he shudders, and his entire entity does so, vibrating the bed with his excitement. however, it's still gone unnoticed when venom delves inside, albeit slowly, working the wriggling muscle inside your sticky walls. he nearly laughs when a thigh twitches, going to close together with the other when he pins, with unbridled strength, the leg back down against the mattress.
even in your slumber, your fruitless efforts are humorous, and he snorts into your pussy. he does miss the snide remarks however, the backhanded commentary he blames on too much time spent with eddie, particularly ones about how his cock would feel much better inside your spent pussy rather than teasing flicks of his tongue against your clit.
he's curious about that further - when he sinks the tongue to the hilt, licking lazily at the tight ring of your cervix when your hips kilt upward as if by an invisible rope; the same cord pulling a sleepy gasp from open lips - why you'd prefer such a phallic thing over such the writhing muscle of his tongue.
it sets him apart from his counterpart (his companion, although he'd never admit it) in more ways than one, yet when he's done you over a few times with the thing, you're still a babbling mess about satisfying the aching desire for more. so he revels in it, drags the tongue over each curve and divot of your spongy cunt until he's gathered each dewy drop and tasted it in its savory delectability.
oozing tendrils support the arc of your hips, anchoring you in this arched position so he can prod deeper, testing his boundaries with each swirl and flick of the tongue. onyx tentacles even prod at your backside, lubricated by the slick that seeps out from your exalted pussy and the saliva that drips hungrily from the corners of venom's mouth.
he doesn't know whether you should wake or not, missing the increase of intensity of the breathy moans that you make now, but too engrossed in the pliable nature of your legs and hips that grant him easier access to each part of your quivering body.
he could drown in the cum that overwhelms his every sense, taste buds searing with delight when your walls relubricate and flood your cunt with arousal.
but eddie rolls over, and venom is ripped from his raptured position against your pussy, and he's sure, just then, that rage will overcome every adoring and loving emotion he once had for the man and he will commit a murder. but it's only for a second, and you've woken up. "venom?"
Idk if you want smut, angst, fluff or what so here's some HCs cutie
Venom x Gn!Reader Relationship HCs
VENOM: @0alk0msan @romeosix1 (send an ask to be added to a tag list!)
Venom is fiercely protective. As in, will have to be talked down from killing a person for checking out your ass kind of protective.
Mind you, if you like people checking out your ass he won't be bothered. He will even let you know that they did.
Kisses with Venom are mostly his tongue licking over your cheek. That's how he shows affection and gives you little pecks.
Venom is obsessed with forehead kisses. He pretty much demands them at least ten times a day.
Because you're his host, he knows your body literally inside and out and (with consent) will rile you up and tease you all day.
He will project images inside your mind of filthy things he knows turn you on- including some things that turn him on as well.
He will also trail tendrils up and over your skin under your clothes when you're out in public. Including over your crotch.
If there's even a hint of a headache, a paper cut or a stomach ache, he will fix you up with no problem. Usually, before you even know there's something wrong.
He loves to go to the movies with you, watching the movie through your eyes or if its dark enough, letting his form leech out from your shoulder so you can watch it together. He's a fan of horror and comedies.
His favourite thing is making you cum on his tongue. He will make you cum with his tongue two or three times minimum before he will leave you be.
Today was terrible. And yesterday was terrible too. In fact, every day seemed to just be getting harder than the previous one.
You didn't have the energy to move off the couch and actually go inside and sleep on the bed, so you sat there, staring at the clock and waiting for Eddie to get home.
You hated feeling like this. Like you needed him. You had always wanted to be completely independent and self-sustaining. But you knew he was the only thing that could make you feel better now.
He seemed to get that though, because as soon as he walked in through the door and saw you on the couch, he was walking over to you, picking you up without a word and carrying you to your shared bedroom. It was only when you two were settled in under the blankets that he decided to speak.
"Bad day?"
You huffed. "Bad life, more like."
He squeezed you closer to his chest, making your eyes close and take in his warmth.
"I love you." He whispered in your ear, lips brushing against your skin. You smiled, pressing your lips to his jaw.
"I love you, too."
There was a nudge between your bodies, a small black, shiny head popping out from under Eddie's hoodie, big white eyes staring at you.
"We love you."
You giggled, running a thumb over Venom's smooth head.
26 and 24 for Eddie Brock/Venom X female!reader. Basically, the reader has been married to Eddie and Venom for a couple of months now and they knew about her powers of telekinesis (much like Wanda) and how skilled she is in hand to hand combat (much like Natasha. It was mandatory to learn to help control her powers.) So the 3 encounter bad guys who try to kill Venom, they use sonic waves and successfully separate Venom from Eddie for a short time. Reader comes in and saves the day, all 3 survive
Pairing: Eddie Brock/Venom x Female!Reader
Warning(s): Fluff, Swearing
Prompt(s):
#26 -“How is my wife more badass than me?”
#24 - “Are you scared that I’ll kick your ass?”
“The pizza should be arrive any minute,” eddie informed, tossing his phone onto the ground. ‘’hopefully less than five minutes because I am starving.’’
“Is pizza all that you guys eat?”
‘’Only on movie nights big guy,’’ eddie responded, adjusting his cuddle position with you. ‘’and guess what we’re watching tonight?’’
Before Venom could answer his question, a loud knock came to the door. ‘’Oooh, the pizza’s here!’’ eddie sang happily. He got out of your cuddle position and stood up. You just fell over and laid on the couch. Eddie danced towards the door, chanting pizza over and over. When he reached the door, he put his hand on the door knob, ready to open it. ‘’I love piz–’’
His voice trailed off as he opened the door. You noticed that he wasn’t singing anymore and propped yourself up to see what was going on. Your eyes went wide as you saw a group of men at the front door. The one smack dab in the middle was pointing an electric gun at Eddie.
‘’Oh um, you guys didn’t happen to have seen a pizza delivery man, have you?’’
The man with the weapon rolled his eyes and shot the gun, hitting Eddie with an electric shocker. Eddie flew across the floor as he reacted to the electricity that hit him. You got off the couch and ran toward Eddie but the man automatically pointed the gun at you. You froze and threw your hands up. He chuckled.
‘’You look so scared.’’ he ridiculed harshly. “What is it sweetheart? Are you scared that I’ll kick your ass?’’
“Actually buddy,’’ you huffed, cracking your neck intimidatingly. ‘’it should be the other way around.’’
Instantly, you used your telekinesis power and pulled a glass mug from the counter and smashed it against the man’s head. Next thing you used your power for was to rip the electric shocker off of Eddie. Venom lifted Eddie up off the ground. Eddie turned around and gave you a wide smile.
‘’Ready babe?’’
You gave him a small wink and nodded. You sprinted toward the other bad guys and began to throw punches and hits. You dodged every hit that they threw at you and you just kept fighting. You were an amazing combat fighter thanks to your trainers and Eddie.
As you continued to fight, more and more men kept coming. You just kept using your power and kept flinging things at the men and knocking them out. You went out into the hallway and there was another large group of men marching up to the same exact room.
‘’I just wanted to watch a movie with my husband tonight,’’ you murmured to yourself.‘’but nope seems, that I’m going to have to fight a bunch of douche bags.’’
You charged after the group of men and jumped at them, fighting them psychically and fighting some with your power. Some of the men ran past you and into the room with Eddie and Venom. As you continued to fight, you soon hear that deafening noise that bothered you, but you knew that it would hurt Venom.
You punched the guy out and sprinted back into Eddie’s apartment room. When you arrived, you saw Eddie gasping for breath on the ground. You shifted your eyes and spotted the men trapping Venom in some kind of machine.
‘’Oh, you son’s of bitches,’’ you said out loud, rolling your sleeves up. ‘’nobody messes with my husband and his..um..parasite.’’
The punchline didn’t sound as cool, but you continued to use your power to its great extent and began flinging things at the men. You created an uproar of objects in the room to knock out the men. You also flung some of the men out of the window.
It took about thirty seconds until the entire room was clear and the machine with Venom inside it was left behind. You walked up to the machine and opened it. Venom slid out and went right back into Eddie. Eddie lifted his head up and got up off the ground and brushed himself off.
‘’Good job back there (Y/N),’’ eddie complimented, smiling at you. “I just have one question that will always bother me though.’’
‘’And what is that sweetheart?’’ you asked, playfully smirking at him. ‘’Is the pizza man still going to come with the pizza?’’
Eddie laughed. ‘’No,’’ he smiled. “my question was how is my wife more badass than me?”
You shrugged. ‘’I’m just cooler, and more attractive, and better at everything than you are an–’’
Eddie growled and ran up to you, picking you up and throwing you over his shoulder. You exploded with laughter as he spun you around.
‘’I landed the best wife in the world,’’ eddie said, smiling. ‘’I’m so lucky that I’m yours.’’
‘’I know right? Your wife is so cool!’’ you laughed. ‘’love you babe.’’
Hello Mei!! I had an idea for Eddie and Venom where reader cooks for Eddie one night, something nice, much different from what they normally eat. Venom obviously doesn’t like regular food but Eddie makes him compliment it and eat it anyway <3 I hope this strikes inspiration my love
"I hope you like it," You peer worriedly at Eddie, who's staring at the artfully-decorated plate like it's from another planet, "I know it looks a little rough but bear with me."
"Rough?" Eddie blinks up at you, "Babe, this looks like it's in a different tax bracket than I am."
"You are poor." Venom supplies helpfully, "Are you the lowest one?"
"Pretty damn close," Eddie nods, no longer phased by the symbiote's brashness, "This is lobster, you said?"
"And gritz- uh, gritz with cheese and lemon in them, and there's aioli for the lobster in the little cup there."
Venom begins retracting into Eddie's shoulder but the man's hand shoots up to grab the symbiote by the throat, "And Venom is super excited to eat it too, honey. This looks amazing, thank you."
"Eddie," Venom whispers, which is a new skill he's learned, but he clearly needs more practice, because the gravelly tone of his voice is loud enough for you to hear, "I only eat lobster when it is alive."
"You eat whatever she makes," Eddie hisses, much quieter than the symbiote, "Or so help me, asshole, I'll start buying you milk chocolate."
"Milk chocolate?" Venom roars, "Milk chocolate is for losers!"
"He loves lobster," Eddie turns to grin at you, ignoring the fuming symbiote only inches from his face, fangs bared and maw dripping, "Here, see? Eat, Venom, eat the lobster."
Eddie thrusts a forkful of your meal at Venom's face, and the symbiote's jagged teeth reluctantly part to let the fork pass through. Venom is not a quiet chewer, and when his animalistic grunts have subsided, you peer nervously at him, awaiting his review.
"It is not bad for a dead animal." Venom muses, "But I would like there to be blood next time."
"Yeah, she'll whip up some bloody aioli for you, bud," Eddie rolls his eyes, the gesture aimed at Venom but turned towards you so that you have to hide your giggle behind a dishtowel, "I'll eat any dead animal you give me, babe- uh, I'd just prefer 'em cooked first."
mei mei!! can i request K and S (both nsfw) for Eddie Brock/Venom? thank you, love you 💕
this post is 18+, minors dni.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
i do not think it's any surprise that venom has an immense impact on eddie's sex life. it's an alien inside of him that can grow tentacles at will. this is going to change the fucking game. because of this, i think eddie gets off on making venom hold you down during sex. he'll bind your wrists to the headboard, he'll make venom keep your mouth open so he can fuck it, he'll let venom's ichor ooze between your thighs to pry them open and hold them there so he can fuck you. you're completely immobile and if you're being too loud he'll make venom fill your mouth with a particularly thick tentacle for you to suck on and muffle your screams
venom likes to lick you. he likes to drag his filthy, dripping tongue all over your skin, likes to see his saliva gleaming in the light, likes to see your pretty face smeared with it. he likes to dirty you up, stick his big fat wet tongue down your throat until you're gagging, wetly choking on it and coughing for air. he likes to lick up your thighs, leaving a trail of wetness up to your core where he wants to jam his tongue inside until you're seeing stars. he wants to burrow his tongue so deep in you that it burns. he wants to spear you on it like it's a cock. he wants to lick every inch of your body <3
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
pre-venom eddie could last two rounds, maybe three on a good night. but he wasn't taking care of himself well and probably wouldn't realistically have the energy for more. post-venom eddie can fuck all night. he still has a refractory period, but you can't last as long as he can no matter how hard you try.
venom... venom does not stop. venom has no refractory period. venom respects the limits of your feeble human body but venom has no limits.
Could you do something about Eddie or venom getting jealous of the other for how much time they’re stealing from you?
thank you darling! you're very kind <3
the toothbrush clenched between eddie's clenched jaw clatters to the floor when his symbiotic friend oozes back into place, dirtier teeth baring in a mock attempt at a beaming grin. "well look at you," onyx oozes around eddie's once-bare arms, melting over long, crooked fingers until talons take their place. "nice tits."
"mornin'" you slur through fatigue, pulling a white towel from its hook to drape around your torso, metal screeching against itself when you drag the shower curtain back into place.
dewy hair clings to the nape of your neck from its protected updo from the water, collecting puddles pooling at the soles of your feet before you find the bath mat that is in need of replacement. venom, bored with separation, detaches from his partner until a black, bobbing head follows your slow padding across the bathroom. "are you ignoring me?" he coils around in your journey; a long, slivering neck twisting around itself.
"i thought we talked about this, v," you drum your fingers across the human pectoral that the alien has left bare, stepping around the pair to find the matching toothbrush on the countertop. "you got all my attention when we woke up. i think it's eddie's turn, don't you think?"
the pre-spoken male wrestles free of venom's strong vice, big eyes narrowing with discontent. "can't you give me a second with her, asshole? and all you've got is nice tits?"
"she has nice tits - what do you want me to say??"
toothpaste suds spill off the corner of your lip, and the symbiote's tongue unfurls, tickling against your chin to gather the bubbles on its slimy surface. "that's fucking gross man," eddie twines, and you giggle around the plastic, hugging the towel tighter around your torso.
eddie's white eyes squint, and you look away to hide the look of amusement that paints itself across your face. "you're fucking gross... man. you're a loser."
"be nice!" you bump hips with eddie's pelvis, nudging him out of the way to spit into the basin. "stop calling each other names."
eddie nearly snarls, jaw ticking with perturbed anger, and you pat the shoulder that doesn't occupy your other boyfriend. "i get at least an hour with her today - uninterrupted - and if you come out for even a second, the clock restarts. you got it?"
venom shrinks back until his presence is just a bobbing head at eddie's muscular shoulder. "fine..." he darts his glance over at your unsuspecting side profile. "... pussy."
