#venti crack

[ventitititi]

Random texts venti would send

Because i said so (and i love these, tap for better quality)

[childe-the-harbinger]

Asking Them On A Date (Over Text)

Characters: Venti, Kaeya, Itto

Genre: Fluff, Crack

[alexex8sts]

My friend requested to join my world as soon as I got to rank 16. The moment I did a level 90 Venti came in and killed everything in sight. He showed no mercy, Gorou had to watch the endless murders of slimes and treasure hoarders. Venti took everything

[yumpty-dumpty-inactive]

you plop into their lap, what do they do? ♡

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characters included: albedo, diluc, venti ♡

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ALBEDO ♡ - flipping through the documents sitting upon his desk, the chief alchemist of the knights of favonius gazed intently at each one, relaying the notes written on the documents in his head. creaking the door open, your curious head peered into the laboratory belonging to albedo, smiling slightly when your eyes landed upon him, the genius hard at work. carefully stepping in, you gently shut the creaky door behind you, and stepped softly over all the books and research notes crowding the floor. flopping over onto the soft couch planted in his lab, you sighed. peering over once again at your busy lover, you sat up. gazing around the room, your boredom only rampaged in your mind. struck with an idea, you stood up, making your way over to your lover. picking his arm up, and wrapping it around yourself as you took your rightful seat in his lap. peering over at you curiously, albedo simply sighed and rested his chin on your shoulder, shifting you into a more comfortable position for the both of you. placing a gentle kiss on your neck once you were settled, both of you sighed in content at this gentle moment.

DILUC ♡ - sighing in frustration, the red-haired noble abruptly sat down on a nearby wooden chair, huffing angrily. it had been a long day for him, yet he still had additional work to get done. worriedly jogging into diluc's workspace, your eyes only spelled concern as your eyes rested on the red-haired claymore user. eyes snapping up, the darknight hero looked at the person who has entered his office, relaxing his eyes when they rested upon your concerned figure. no words were said, the only thing that was exchanged was physical touch. your soft and loving hands glided around his shoulders, giving them a careful rub. placing a gentle and tender kiss upon the crown of his head, you brought your legs to his waist, wrapping your legs around his waist as you sat yourself in his firm lap. surprised at your bold actions, diluc was quick to return the favor, wrapping his arms around your waist to hold you in place. not long after, you began to weave your fingers through his hair, pulling his head into your neck as you placed adoring pecks on his hair, rubbing his back. breathing softly, the both of you cherishing this rare moment, not saying a word, for actions speak louder than words.

VENTI ♡ - plopping yourself into his lap, the anemo god gazed at you curiously. quickly getting ideas, his expression changed from that of a curious one to a smug one. "ehe!" he smirked, smugly shoving you off. "what-" "EHE." the aggressive "ehe" that left the apple addicts' lips surely disturbed you, but also set off a playful rage inside you, leading you to shove him right back. "see? who's 'ehe' ing now, huh bard?" you smugly stated, crossing your arms in triumph. "not me!" he winked, shoving you right back. "WHAT- THIS IS WAR." you declared, shoving him once again. passing by, Lumine turned to her traveling companion, curious about a certain flower they has passed in their travels earlier that week. before she could begin to speak, her flying companion pointed towards Windrise, looking deeply concerned. "uh, Lumine? isn't that venti and (Y/N)? are they...okay?" peering across the dirt road curiously, the blonde outlander didn't expect to see the lovers aggressively shoving each other, looking like they were trying to kill each other. jogging up, she asked the pairing, "are you two...okay?" immediately, the two of you stopped shoving each other, peering over to the source of the voice. "yes! we're fine, just aggressively showing our everlasting love for each other by shoving the shit out of each other!" the cheery bard grinned. "yep!" you said, totally not tackling the bard and making you both tumble hopelessly to the ground. "...sigh, I suppose this is what you get when two archons fall in love..."

<3

[ak1ri]

Drinking buddies! Master list!

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A/n: idk what to write anymore anyways,IMO Kaeyas name card looks pretty, enjoy the fic! wenomechainsama not proofread

Genre: Fluff, slight crack if you squint and also a bit inspired of that one fan art of susti_nere

Tw: drinking, mention (s) of someone passing out,

Gn! Reader and might be ooc

Character (s): Rosaria, Kaeya,Venti, and Diluc as a side characters

You, Rosaria, and Kaeya decided to drink at angles share after a tiring day at work, you guys go there pretty often friends after all

As you went inside you could hear the chatter of the townsfolk, Y'all greeted Diluc and saw Venti talking to him. "Oh hi [name]~ nice to see you here alongside them" Venti says, you and Kaeya said hi back as Rosaria waves

"What could I get you three today" Diluc says. All of you said your orders and got them served to you after some time

You guys headed upstairs as Venti walked out of the Tavern drunk

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Time has passed and it's now almost midnight, all of you agreed to leave. You're tipsy alongside Rosaria while Kaeya is uh...

Let's just say that on the way down the stairs Kaeya tripped and belly flopped on the floor and it didn't really end well 😀

You and Rosaria looked at each other and left Kaeya to Diluc, while Diluc stands there irritated as for Kaeya well... He's dreaming about Diluc as an abyss mage LMAOAK IMAGINE DILUC AS THAT WHILE SERVING CUSTOMERS THIUGH

But in the end Rosaria picks up Kaeya and puts his arm over her shoulder as you supported his body on the back

As you went out the door you saw Venti laying on his side outside of the Tavern, Rosaria dropped Kaeya and asked "You good?" To Venti "No." Venti answered "Oh" you replied

You stepped over Venti and left Rosaria and the others. Well that was rather an interesting night, don't you think?

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