#verminposting

[wormsinthecheese]

Some effort for this verminshitposting. It was born out of a search for funny 1star reviews of my favorite books on my shelves..... This one has very reasonable bad reviews and funny ones. This is a few out of context screens of my favorite 1-3 stars ones

What's even better is that every line of this is exactly why I personnally liked the book lmao

(though I agree with most of the flat characters criticism, which is not featured here)

[vermin-teeth]

Why do people give Gandalf such plump tits like

That bitch is like 1000 years old those thangs are wrinkly

[forestcrittervillains]

Did you know fox paws have fur on the pads and also that the fur on their paws and toes will grow a bunch if not worn down by running around anyway that means I think Reive, who wears cavalry boots all the time, has fetlocks.

[wormsinthecheese]

more verminposting

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also my time to share my little works of vermin doodles. I still have the huge Guy painting illustration to finish but I wanted to make a more cartoon one for something like a comic cover....which will be done in. a while. but!

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the verminposting never stops

i had two hours of train and no book...

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"the best thing about maximian sorav is that he is 100% convinced that he's the protagonist, the villain, AND the love interest in a story that he doesn't know is decidedly not about him"

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Which one is your favorite ? 🙈

Mine = 2 and 4 (from left to right)

Shoutout to this song which I always listen to when I'm drawing lmaooo (it's so mallory)