#very guilty

[distressedwalnut]

Apologizing to everyone who sent me an ask, I have the ask I'm just low motivation for reader insert content lol

[taonpest]

Saga my beloved

[somnolent-snufkin]

Rainbow Loom looking good

[2dneedyangel]

I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry

I’ll do anything to fix my behavior

I’ll do anything you want me to do

Be anything you want me to be

No matter how sick it makes me

I NEED TO MAKE YOU HAPPY

[writersshock-deactivated]

[eyeloch]

Some days, I really hate my brain’s difficulties with focusing

[blubrynight]

Holy crap...

I just had the gayest dream of my life...

[limestoner]

I am jiggly yet soft. I am fruity yet clear.

I am jello.

What am I?

The world is jello. You are jello. I am jello.

That looks delicious. I would eat all of them. Ohhhh, the ogre Runiks cubes! I thought someone just made rainbow jello parfait and then cut it into cubes. And was showing it off like a colorful gem.

I like to hold opals really close to the corner of my eye and then see the light reflecting from the opal and that iridescent sheen is a prize for the eyes.

I could watch it forever but I wish there were no brown spots to interrupt it.

The Pineapple Express makes me feel like a long distance passenger train. Like I’m just cruising along looking out the window but my brain train* continues on a relatively smooth course. (Pause) So my thoughts were all connected and not completely random from one to the next like Snowman. (Pause)

*Brain train: exp. I was like what’s that expression for how your thoughts all go in a line with some sort of organization and sometimes it derails. Now o temembebr it was “train of thought.” I like mine better though. “Whoo whooo! All aboard the Brain Train. Axons Express. Grey Matter Line. The Basal Ganglia Shuttle.

The Brain Train, c. right now. It travels alongside the corpus callosum for

I made these typos when I tried to write corpus callosum. I thought that seems like a name I’d hear a kid have. But then I thought more.

Calosyn

Calyson

Callison

Callison sounds nice to me rn. it’s newly/inadvertently made because it resembled some boy and girl naming trends. It seems maybe a little more like a girl name, but would boys bully another boy about the name? Maybe, maybe not.

The name Callison

Callipillar Caterson ?that’s me)

Callison Pillarcat.

Callar Pact Act

🐛🌿

The Very High Cappertiller Caterpillar.

adapted from the works of Lewis Caroll and Eric Carle (I’m so sorry. It’s not original or funny to most people but to me jt is both unless there is a reason it shouldn’t be funny.)

‘Twas brillig, the light of the moon

Did shine and shinkle out in space

Because down below, a little a little hemp plant had a little white leaf (it was White Runtz, you see) and on the leaf there was a little hookah. And on just the tiniest tip of the tiny hookah. There was a little egg. A sticky egg.

On a hazy Saturday afternoon, when the sun was high too, the tiniest caterpillar came out of the tiniest egg. A tiny hempy caterpillar.

He ate the leaf and then noticed all the sticky buds that looked like his egg, but bigger. He started to look for some bud.

On Saturday he blazed through a bowl of Purple Punch.

On Sunday he blazed through two bowls of Watermelon Zkittlez.

On Monday he blazed through four bowls of Sour Tangie.

On Tuesday he blazed through twenty seven bowls of Ice Cream Cake.

On Wednesday he blazed through 163 bowls of Apple Fritter. But he was not a little caterpillar anymore. He was a 3incj high, 3 inch around chonk caterpillar.

The next day was Thursday again. Thursday, 4 May, 1865. Because he was still high from the day before, he decided to blaze through a whole 40 acre hemp forest of Blueberry Muffin.

That day he had a bad trip.

He was smoking his hookah making vowels and singing like normal when some random size changing girl came up staring at him. He asked who the girl was and she just kept asking questions and when she made fun of his height the caterpillar smoked and smoked in a cloud house leaving only his… clothes..: behind. Oh and the hookah.

He was a beautiful butterfly! Somehow he ended up riding on a river of mud and tears and the size changing girl was still there too. Finally he took a big rip and came out of his trance. He ate a Green Crack leaf and felt better.

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSUGAR I thought this all deleted because I had to look up the books. SMTG. That’s the most consonanty consonants in “something”. H and N have vocalic features and are combined in digraphs. What if I abbrev I ate it heh to just the vowels;

I had to look OHEI up! Maybe a language like Mandarin or Arabic would make a vowel abbrev because of the meaning conveyed by vowel change. Maybe every language prefers consonantly abbrevs. Just nvm.

I want this so I’m saving it