#verydeadpoolindeed

[hacker-codeq]

“Hi I’m here for MIIIII66 training. I already know how to kill. Sign me up”

Q choked on his tea as he looked up from his desk to find the suited man before him. “I… for some reason I really doubt that.” He noted, mindful to keep his tone light. “You do realise that the vast majority of MI6’s activities do not include killing people, right?” The Quartermaster asked, trying to ignore Marcus' amusement at the situation.

[thisisthewade]

“I’m you but from the past future self you”

*GASP!*

"Does that make me you from the future past others me?"

[thanksbarton-moved]

“Did I leave my car keys here? I don’t own a car” @verydeadpoolindeed​ 

He looked up from what he was reading at the sound of the voice. “I..” He looked around his place to see if he spotted car keys. Until the last of the sentence hit his ears. “You don’t own a car and worried about car keys...” He muttered, brow furrowing in confusion.

He tossed the book on the couch and got to his feet. “You know if you wanted to come back, you can just say that. I don’t mind.”

[scarletwitchrpblog]

“Can I touch your hair ?”

Wanda stared at him, surprised.

“Why?....”

[ablackwidowsbite]

“You complete me!”

@verydeadpoolindeed

“Do I really Wade? I didn’t think you like the deadly type.” 

[spiderballet]

@verydeadpoolindeed cont from here.

“Well, may signature looks like shit,   but if you insist. What do you want   me to sign?”

He did not appear to have anywhere to hold any photos or pieces of paper on him.

“I’m... I’m not gonna sign any skin.”

[xxlady-deadpoolxx-archive]

+2 Tacos

@verydeadpoolindeed @thexmanofsteel

“Its not everyday I see you around. Where have you been hiding?”

[spiderballet]

"Can I like have your Autograph? Spidermanwoman"

Autograph?

“Umm... why?”

@verydeadpoolindeed