Here’s the one I did last time too
Headcanon A: realisticThe reason Linda set up an intelligence network to spy on her teachers at age 6 is because her single parent had a crush on one of them so clearly she needed to vet them.
Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilariousLinda can and will kick your arse at arm wrestling and she’ll stare into your soul while she’s doing it.
Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friendsShe feels anxious and alienated around people who aren’t Blue Team, but has no idea how to go about remedying that so she suffers in silence.
Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.Linda/Palmer, fight in the asda carpark