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How have I gone this many years without remembering that Michael Vey has blonde hair???

I know nobody cares about this but are Quenten and Torsten 💅 🏳️‍🌈?? Because it sure feels like they’re a thing.

Okay but like

Does the Michael Vey fandom actually exist

Because I want to make a Jaime appreciation post but I don’t know if there’s anyone actually out there who knows what I’m talking about

Abi: Lamborghini is a what?

Electroclan: Pasta!

Ostin: I wonder what would happen if you boiled a car...

Cinematic Parallels:

“I love to sleep. Do you? Isn’t it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.”

Comedian Rita Rudner, 1993

“I love to sleep. It’s like being dead without the commitment.”

― Richard Paul Evans, Hunt for Jade Dragon

my current headcanons about michael vey

+ bisexual, doesnt have a preference

+ uses he/they pronouns

+ has read a ton of the Star Wars books, played the lego video games & watched all the shows & movies

+ listens to popular 80s music cause of his mom & pop/country ‘cause of taylor

+ really wants to have kids with taylor

+ wears hoodies almost all the time, including the one taylor gave him in the first book

+ keeps his hair just long enough to tuck the front bits behind his ears

okie dokie that’s all for now folks bye

- bee

Zeus: what’s the quickest way to a man’s heart?

Nichelle from across the room: through the fourth and fifth ribs.

Michael Vey but

- Michael is mtf and lesbian

- Taylor is bi

- Ian is non-binary

- McKenna is ftm

- Ostin is gay

- Nichelle likes Tara who likes Quentin who likes Torstyn who likes Tessa who likes Cassy

#veyniac