#vi nook

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Vi: I can't believe Kabbu being a cinnamon roll is genetic

Leif: can't believe there's four of him. and of you

Vi: Hey! My family is very different!

Earlier...

Tom Nook: Yes, yes.

Timmy and Tommy: Yes, yes! (Yes!)

Vi Nook: Yes, yes!

Leif: (oh god)

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Vi: I sat in it so it's mine!

Tired af Tom: That's not how it works.

Vi: Yes it is!

Tired af Tom: No, it's not.

Vi: It's legally mine! It's the law!

Part one of How to Cunningham a twenty year old at the age of four

Part thirteen on How to get adopted

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Kabbu: I thought you hated Leif because he hated racoons?

Vi: You are not going to believe this

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Vi: Leif? Why do you have so many cats around-JESUS CHRIST

🦝🦝🦝🦝: 🥺

Leif: *sigh*

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Leif: they're adorable, but for some (obvious) reason, we just...

Vi: (Sorry, but you're getting another one!)

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Leif: your dad wouldn't happen to be affiliated with Nook Inc., would he?

Vi: That entirely depends on why you're sharpening a pair of scissors, hm?

Leif: Vi, we're a tailor (and a redresser)

Vi: (He looks like he wants to murder someone)

Secret identity

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Leif: you should watch out for racoons. they seem to like hurting people...

Vi: Yes, yes, I'll be careful!

Vi: (Dad, what did you do?)

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Bug Fables x Animal Crossing adoption stuff

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Vi Nook: Bianca had quintuplets and gave temporary legal guardianship for Vi to Tom Nook, who lost any fight he had after meeting Vi. Vi then decided Tom was her dad and would not budge on that.

Vi Nook: Has ambition and drive. She wants to travel the world. Her dad is relieved she doesn't want to "make it big" in the city. He is also terrified of the whole, "traveling really far away" thing.

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Leif Resetti: He and his sibling were the only ones not afraid of their then foster father, now dad.

Leif Resetti+Able: Leif is indebted to the Able sisters (by choice). He's gone there often and picked up their demeanor. He's got the presence of Sable, but the roasting skills of Sonny. He's 100% Resetti and 100% Able, and he loves both of his families very much.

ZM Resetti: Used to have a short temper, but quickly became more empathetic and patient. Has strong lungs, but uses them for comedy. They're 100% Sonny's child.

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Kabbu Brewster: Gay birds adopt cinnamon roll. (You can't convince me that Kabbu isn't Blather's son.)

Very wholesome family.

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Vi N.: How come your parents are so different, Kabbu?

Leif R.: they aren't. you come from a family of clones

Kabbu B.: Hoo! Well, my dad grew up in the city and-

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Vi: How'd you figure out I was adopted?

Leif: your use of the word "biological" might've given it away. and Bianca of course

Vi: Hm? What happened with Bianca?

Leif: she just doesn't seem like the type to name a child "Thomas"

Vi: That is the most accurate thing I've ever heard

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Leif: you seem to take after your dad a lot

Vi: Yes, yes, I can see that, hm?

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Vi: I asked him how to make lots of money, and he told me to take the candy canes off the tree and sell them

Leif: and that's when Bianca decided to give you up?

Vi: Nah, I was already insufferable. But now she knew someone who would take me

Leif: so you swindled him back?

Vi: He said I was a steal

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Vi: Your last name is Able, yes? Yes, yes, I think my dad had a friend with a name like that.

Leif: yes, yes, yes

Vi: Shut