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releasing this deplorable man back into my blog's ecosystem... at what cost

#viennaposting #his reappearance is a recession indicator #oc art #jjba oc #yeah yeah whatever #i hear that it's sunday now but time is no object

>Go to Viennese cafe

>Give order (german use: successful)

>Server asks follow-up questions

>Deploy practiced line: "Es tut mir leid, ich spreche keine Deutsch" (german use: successful)

>Server asks "Woher kommen Sie"

>I've been training for this moment

>Deploy practiced line: "Je suis Canadienne" (german use: unsuccessful) (error in processing practiced line)

>Server begins speaking to me in French

>I am only mildly more proficient in spoken French

>Server now believes I am the least articulate French Canadian of all time

>I still end up with fucking milk in my coffee

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Shocking to me how many people on the Vienna subway will push their way onto the cars before people can get off; so fucking rude!!

#trip report #viennaposting #ozfest

I can’t believe I had the authentic Austrian empire experience of getting lost in the Hofburg and stumbling across some kind of military event but I don’t really know what’s going on because I don’t understand enough German to understand the speech being made but there are lots of soldiers with guns so I get scared 😍✨

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