Jun 16, 2025
It's just a Happy Meal toy btw :)
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It's just a Happy Meal toy btw :)
so i hear tumblr's dying and this moby dick meme idea has lived in my head for literal years...
i hate that i can references vines and no one will understand them anymore.
whoever threw that, your mom’s a hoe
Scifi fan: *sees me reading* hey whatcha reading there, some scifi?
Me: you wouldn't like it, its dark
Scifi fan: ahh like alien i get i-
Me: its animorphs
Scifi fan: *concerned look* wait wha-
Me: It's animorphs, pussy!
🚨 VOLUME WARNING FOR THE END, HEADPHONE USERS BEWARB! 🚨
Throwback to 2016 when I made this in Windows Movie Maker on my garbage high school laptop that had all of about 2 bytes of RAM
Reader: road work ahead?
Killer: uhh yeah. We sure hope it does
Killer: *proceeds to drive directly into wet asphalt*
you wake up in a cold sweat. something is wrong. you look around your room. nothing seems out of place, but there's something off for sure. you walk around, inspecting everything to see if something was moved or missing. you take out a book and stare at the cover. you can tell there is a title but your brain can't vocalise it for some reason. you start to panic. you pick out different books, trying to read something, anything. this can't be happening, you think to yourself as you rush to the bathroom. you switch on the lights and look in the mirror. you are Jared, 19.