#vitanam

[inozuart]

just watched ish's 1000 players rich vs poor,,, absolute cinema. minecraft roleplay will never leave me and that's okay ❤

[rando10]

I just watched 1000 players civilization and what the what. IT WAS SO PEAK LIKE HUH!?

First off Sap being the only person to not be apart of a civilization just to end up in the center of all of them is so good! Him deciding to keep his life to take another is such a good story point it makes you so amazed when knowing nothing is scripted.

And Flux’s villain arc is genuinely one of the best things I’ve ever seen. “If you had to betray one person to save thousands would you do it?” CHILLS LIKE DUDE CMON! The very thing he was trying to stop was what he caused in the end is amazing like cmon you can’t say he isn’t a great character.

Also Cass and Schpood being two of the only leaders left on opposite islands yet sharing similar goals in the end is 10/10 no notes. Cass being one of the most loved and Schpood being criticized and hated. DUDE THE PARALLELS!!! “You expect me to give up an innocent man in exchange for a terrorist?” That line is one of my favorites it shows how reasonable he can be and a huge change in his arc. Plus Cass struggling to keep up with the politics but having her counsel and land being a pivotal point in the whole war is too good. I love Cass she is who I want to be.

So fun fact I’m really basic and those were my favorite characters. Those 4 had good screen time and arcs therefore I like 👍. But I have one more favorite which also is very popular but I really really like them. LINGULINI MY GOAT I LOVE YOUUU!!!!!! HES THE BEST CHARACTER HIM AND SAPS CARRIED! No joke if I was in the event I would join his mafia and live near the dangerous volcano even with my terrible survival skills. The Mario Man is the best and no one can convince me otherwise.

Also shoutout to three other characters that I liked a lot but weren’t my super favs. 5pyder had such a crazy death that I teared up a bit he was so loyal even when the whole world called his leader crazy. GLORY TO WESTHELM! The last survivor of the Mafia Vitanam, I loved how they reacted to Cynikka planning to throw Lingulinis head in the lava. The fact they threatened to go to war and then in the end did while helping the siege on Infernus and still mourning Lingulini even after the war.

I could go on about this video for hours and I will probably be obsessed with it for a bit but it’s soooo good! Please please please please please watch it you won’t be disappointed!

[statesmpheadcanons]

It’s stupid but I like the idea of everyone in the Lingulini mafia having a mobster named but instead of it being anything intimidating they just sound more Italian

Vitanam for example goes by Vinny

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HELP?? Omg wait this is such a silly hc 😭😭 Lingulini calling Vitanam “Vinny” in a thick Boston accent I’m giggling (+10 points if he’s also smoking a fat blunt)

[nylaporp]

Weird request but does anyone know if Vitanam, from the Linguini mafia, has any social media or appears in any other Statesmp video besides the main one Ish posted? He’s my favorite background character but I can’t really find any content about him besides a few pieces of fanart. Any help would be appreciated!

[abobobob]

Okay, food’s on the mind so Lingulini Mafia hcs:

Unsurprisingly, their main cuisine is a mix of Italian and Italian-American, passed down to Don Lingulini through a cookbook his ancestors passed to him. He carried this book with pride as he his aims to get rich in the volcano, because you need to eat rich to BE rich, you know?

Vitanam was the best cook of the bunch, able to make pastas and pizzas consistently and make them taste great. His specialty was a thin crust pizza, sometimes topped with mushrooms and beef. Meanwhile, Lingulini was a okay cook, but he makes a mean spaghetti with meatballs and chicken parmigiana.

The Mafia also did challenges with mixing around recipes to experiment, with varying results. Sometimes, it’s a wonderful dish, and sometimes it’s a disaster. They sometimes sneak the bad dishes to Infernus so it’s their issue instead.

They took advantage of the cold biomes near the volcano to help refrigerate their food, making stone fridges to keep said food fresh. Infernus had made their own but the Lingulini Mafia would claim that Infernus actually stole their design or their fridges to outsiders.

The Mafia players were pretty heat tolerant, some even more so than some Infernus citizens, due to spending most of their time under the volcano to get rich. They started getting really cold when they fled to Pandora from the sudden change in temperature, and mafia members even carried lava buckets on themselves to stay warm.

[statesmpheadcanons]

Infernus considered that dying by lava or fire is the most honourable way to go which is why remnants of the mafia who were going straight for Cynikka in the final battle made sure she hit the ground instead of the lava.

Okay wait I believe I got a headcanon similar to this earlier HOWEVER This is VISCOUS vro … nah I js know Vitanam had a part in that lmao

[statesmpheadcanons]

Omg just coming off that post about body cam footage vs torn cape...

I love the torn cape idea bc ofc body cam doesn't make a ton of sense (also I associate it with cops, ew). I only know that user as the guy with the buggy the pirate skin and.. buggy the life vlogger..

Imagine your recording your daily vlog and u accidently uncover the biggest conspiracy in the world. Most icon side character ever.

the comment abt the cops is so real </3

BUGGY THE LIFE VLOGGER IM GIGGLING …

Looking through your vlogs when you accidentally find extremely incriminating evidence of a mass-terrorist having committed the crime of assassinating multiple world leaders while simultaneously having blamed it on another guy …,.. LMAO

The only side character I like more than this dude it Vitanam because of his crash outs those were funny asf 😭😭