AbobObob

Adult/20+ (she/they) Old art blog: Abobobart Heya, I’m AbobObob! I mostly reblog stuff here, but welcome to my small space of the internet. I make decent posts sometimes.

[punkitt-is-here]

jennyposting for @chongoblog

[punkitt-is-here]

heres me watching arrested development with her

[leolaroot]

my cucumbers

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[romcom19]

just in case you need a reminder 💘

[savedgame]

ok

[mmilhouse]

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries

[lemonsweet]

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

[pbghcconfessions]

the pink sheep was homophobic

(Submitted by Anonymous)

[thethirdromana]

The worst types of cookbook:

The Ottolenghi - it is vital that you use 1g of this very expensive ingredient. It comes from a 500g bag with a one-week shelf life.

The time machine - 15-minute recipe! First, leave to marinate overnight...

The dishwasher - one-pot recipe! Now decant your ingredients and wipe out your pot. And again. And again. And again.

The optimist - cook the onions until caramelised (2 minutes).

The kindergarten teacher - get one nommable little tree of broccoli and bosh that into boiling water. Delish!

The brand names only - ingredients: Ritz crackers, Philadelphia cheese, Cool Whip, orange Jell-o...

The 1950s palate - use one (1) clove of garlic and a small pinch of chili flakes (omit if preferred).

The why bother with a cookbook - to make beans on toast, gently heat a tin of beans and put on top of freshly buttered toast.

[thethirdromana]

#the overachiever: make this very time consuming ingredient from scratch even though it'll end up tasting worse than store bought

Amen to this @akasanata. "Now make your puff pastry from scratch". How about no❤️

[sarafangirlart]

If I showed you this picture without context, would you have guessed that this film is set in Ancient Greece? Would you have guessed this was even set in Greece at all?

[mer-acle]

Genuinely would have guessed this is the 21st hunger games or something

[luskaandsissi]

ROBIN HOOD HAS A DAD???

[englandsgirl18181234]

Not gonna lie, I'd seen this picture going around and thought it was a joke. Like I actually thought it was a bit that people were doing about the bad costuming. It's Actually From The Movie?!!

If I looked at this with zero context I would guess a movie about a grim dark modern Robin Hood before I guessed Greece in general, much less Ancient Greece!

[housegoblin]

new look

[cozyvu]

via cozyvu

[fuzzygifs]

x

[fangorn-forest]

scientists are in labs right now creating the thinnest and worst material known to mankind so they can make women’s clothing

[thatdisasterauthor]

World's thinnest spaghetti won't please gourmands but may heal wounds

Spaghetti strands that are 200 times thinner than a human hair could be woven into bandages to help prevent infections

Technically they're using it for bandages. For now.

[ghost-gallery]

Quote from the article

The resulting “nanopasta” can then be spun into a tiny mat about 2 centimetres across. While it isn’t intended as food, Clancy says that it should be safe to eat, but is reticent to talk about having tried it. “It’s an ethical quandary to talk about scientific self-experimentation,” he says. “But, hypothetically, one might expect it to be chewier than you’d expect.”

[ralfmaximus]

Oh he's definitely eating it

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

scientists are in labs right now creating the thinnest and worst material known to mankind so they can surreptitiously eat it

[vincentpriceofficial]

I think for a lot of people “I am completely helpless and powerless” and “I am completely powerful and in control” are both basically comforting fantasies because most of us live our lives in an in between place where we have enough agency to be responsible for our actions but not enough agency to have true control over our lives and the tension between power and powerlessness in the day to day is psychologically wearing and exhausting

[undergroundwubwubmaster]

✨️ Twinkle twinkle little star, how the hell you draw an arm ✨️

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]