#voltron vines

[form-vinetron]

Shiro: what do you have????

Keith: *runs by w/marmora blade* a KNIFE!

Shiro: NO

submitted by @my-ass-is-a-mythica-class

[taffydesu]

VOLUME ON!!

KEITHS KITTY INSTINCTS ARE OUT (yes I made it into a vedio!)

Tag a loud snorer!

[roguepaladin]

Shirogane Kids as classic vines.

Please accept this gift of a shitpost as a thanks for getting me to 1400 followers. May you not be scared away now.

[klonce666]

voltron meeting vine

Keith, holding a poster with a word taped over, and below it the word DYING: you know what’s worse than this?

*keith rips off the tag above dying to reveal it saying lance*

lance: ME

[mollygummy-blog]

[grakiearts]

Based on THIS vine

AKA Shiro just needs a break.

[plague-doctor-87]

Voltron as Vines

Allura: What do you have there?

Child Coran: A KNIFE!

Allura: NO!

Shiro: Why does he have a knife?

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Lance to Allura: Hey. I think you’re really cool. I like you a lot. Maybe we could hang out of something...

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Keith: You’re disrespecting a future Galaxy Garrison pilot.

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Hunk singing: Welcome to my kitchen! We have bananys and aveecadas

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Pidge: I R I D O C Y C L I T I S

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Lotor singing: First let me hop out the *piano bum bum* Porsche. Gonna hit that-

Lance: Shut the *slams piano keys* up

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Allura in a Lion: I’m in me dad’s car. Vroom vroom!

King Alfor: Get out of me car!

Allura: Noo...

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Shiro: Lance, could you read number 23 for the Paladins?

Lance: No I cannot. Whaddup? I’m Lance, I’m 19, and I never freaking learned how to read.

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Haggar: Everytime you yell at your kids you put another quarter in your no yelling sock and soon you’ll have a weapon to beat you children.

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Pidge with Matt: Happy Christmen... It’s Christmuh... Merry Crisis... Merry Chrysler...

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Garrison Matt: Shiro look! It’s the good kush!

Garrison Shiro: This is the dollar store. How good can it be?

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Romelle quoting Lotor: “Girl you thicker than a bowl of oatmeal”

Lotor: *finger guns*

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Hunk: Do you want something to eat?

Keith’s mind: The souls of the innocent!

Keith: A bagel

Keith’s mind: NOO!!!

Keith: Two bagels.

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Coran: How do you keep your pants up when you’re performing? It’s incredible!

Keith:..........belt

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Young Griffin: *laughs* You can’t sit with us!

Young Lance: Actually James, I can’t sit anywhere! I have hemorrhoids.

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Shiro: No off topic questions. Because I don’t want. Nonono! Permission denied! That’s an off topic question! Next! You have been stopped!

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Veronica: Hey everybody today my brother pushed me so I’m starting a kickstarter to put him down. The benefits of killing him is that I’d be pushed way less.

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Lotor: Oh sorry I fell asleep while I was waiting on you to make me a sandwich!

Allura: Go back to sleep. And STARVE!

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Garrison Pidge: Lance! Lance stop! You’re gonna get in trouble!

Garrison Hunk: Lance!

Garrison Lance: *gets caught by the Garrison*

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Lance: *screams*

Hunk: AAAAHH!!! Staaahp I coulda dropped my croissant!

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Coran to Paladins at the mall: Put that candy back I’m not buying you all that meth.

Paladins: *throws candy at Coran*

Coran: TRY ME!

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Pidge: MATT! Is that a weed!

Matt: No this is a crayon...

Pidge: I’m calling the Police! *dials on a microwave*

Police: 911 what’s your emergency?

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I may make more later. Feel free to add more.

[kiwifruit67]

Lance: What are you doing?

Keith: Smelling the rose

Lance: pft weird

Lance: *whispering* I wish I was that rose

Keith: What?

Lance: I said you're gross!