#voxvalangel

[sapphorror]

see a while ago I decided i actually DO think vox and angel have fucked at some point in their timeline, exactly once and at great psychological cost to them both. for one reason or another Vox finally agreed to the threesome Val has been begging for since the 70s, and obviously Angel was never going to be given a choice in the matter, so that's great. and the entire experience is just a catastrophic nightmare on every level imaginable. it sucks and NOT in a fun fucked up hot way. it's painfully awkward and difficult and a little bit traumatic but like, banally so. Every step of the process gets turned into a whole sisyphean ordeal. Vox needs to be heavily dosed on magical aphrodisiacs just to get in the game, and even then he is visibly cringing every time he remembers it's Angel that's touching him. Angel's stuck in a position where Val obviously wants him to Engage In The Sex and appeal to the fantasy, which he could totally do, except Vox wants him to stay still and shut up so they can get through this as quickly as possible, and either of them are liable to hurt him for fucking up. Val is trying so hard to make this work, getting Vox worked up and fully deploying his power as Hell's greatest porn director, but no amount of outside interference can save this situation. nobody has a good time and it makes the vox/angel dynamic immeasurably worse thereafter. the end.

[karenka-sutcliff]

Karma is a bitch.🤭

Vox forced Alastor to watch him fornicate with Valentino, and now he has to watch Valentino and Angel making love. 🫶🏻

Small doodle~

[rio-polilla]

"Please don't let him take me, Val."

[luci-dei]

Teaser for my upcoming Valentine's Day oneshot fic!

Set in the same series as my Strictly Business fic. (Is it called an AU even if it's technically canon compliant?)

[cringefailvox]

pre-valentino mafioso angel meeting little sepia beta vox in the fifties, rapidly realizing that this guy has been bottling up all of his worst impulses his entire life AND afterlife because no one has ever respected him or taken him seriously, which angel understands intimately, and just being like "are you tired of being nice? don't you just wanna go apeshit?" and lets vox just go full-on looney tunes cartoon violence on angel's shitty family.

the buddy-comedy (and angst) potential of these two is so strong. angel not begrudging vox his upgrades because he knows how dehumanizing it is to not be recognized as the threat that you are; angel who was given the form of a spider but has never stopped being treated like the fly; derided for being gay and gnc in the thirties and just solving all of his problems with a gun because it's easier than addressing his self-worth issues.

enter vox. who's never been able to be anything but a boring middle-aged guy at a white collar office job bc his ambitions were never given the space or support to be able to thrive. gradually building up huge amounts of resentment & repressed cruelty that he couldn't ever vent & then dying & going to hell & being a little cartoon. doomed to an eternity of never ever being anyone or doing anything important because he STILL exists only for everyone else to demean and ignore and dismiss. but now it's worse bc his survival depends on his entertainment value. imagining the relief of meeting angel & seeing his own fury & sadistic desperation reflected there. absolutely LEAPING at the chance to slaughter angel's abusive mafia family with him. and thus a beautiful doomed friendship was born.

doomed, because, well... a few decades later, they're both going to meet someone who makes them feel uniquely valued. respected. seen. and only one of them is going to make it out of that situation with their autonomy intact, because the thing vox has always wanted most is to be on top, by any means necessary - but all angel has ever wanted is to not be alone.

[sylveon-official]

i cannot stop think about voxvalangel dynamics, i need to know everything about how they function at the tower

how do voxval use angel as a pawn when they're on the outs? do they both try to sway angel into being on the other's side? does val lovebomb him? does vox buy time with angel to piss val off?

when voxval are on good terms, do they kick angel to the curb like in the poison mv? do they use them as their own personal plaything?

and most importantly, does angel ever try to manipulate the situation to his advantage, especially when voxval are fighting? i really hope we get to see this dynamic play out s2, i am DYING to see how angel fits into the voxval relationship and at the tower in general

[issushaim]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Angel Dust/Valentino/Vox (Hazbin Hotel), Angel Dust/Vox (Hazbin Hotel), Angel Dust/Valentino (Hazbin Hotel), Valentino/Vox (Hazbin Hotel) Characters: Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel), Vox (Hazbin Hotel), Valentino (Hazbin Hotel) Additional Tags: POV Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel), Extremely Dubious Consent, Sex Pollen, aka val's poison, Dubious Consent Due To Identity Issues, Dubious Consent Due to Valentino (Hazbin Hotel), Threesome - M/M/M, Lil Baxter cameo Series: Part 5 of Vox Humiliation Week 2025 Summary:

"You're too stubborn, Voxy," Val murmured into his neck, "you've always wanted him, and now you'll understand why he's worth keeping around."

Day 5: Vox finally gets to try Val's poison, though not quite in the way he'd imagined.

[sapphorror]

while I don't typically ship staticdust romantically and in fact consider it very important to their dynamic that they not be attracted to each other as of the canon time period, I do think that in this specific timeline they should make out with each other exactly once under questionable conditions and then never talk about it again.

like, they're smoking, and Vox takes his shirt off because he needs to be able to circulate air through his vents/gills, and Angel is staring thinking. I wonder if I shotgun him would he be able to exhale with us still mouth-to-mouth. and because he is a scientifically-minded individual who is presently very high and also a little suicidal this is exactly what he does. and what happens between them at that point is very soft and weird and they absolutely do not fuck about it but mostly it's a nice time and neither of them even feel that bad about it afterwards (relatively speaking).

meanwhile somewhere downstairs Val is busy being expected to do horrible ceo stuff, with no idea that his two boyfriends who hate each other are literally in his bed making out. after he has spent forty-something years trying to convince Vox to fuck Angel Dust to no avail. his ultimate wet dream is happening right in his bedroom and he'll never know. amazing.