🔥 Child poverty just shattered every previous record.
🥫 Food banks? They’re running on fumes, shelves empty, cupboards bare.
💸 Meanwhile, the Prime Minister is jetting and spending “at a speed not seen in generations.”
I’m over here drowning in debt and skipping meals, while this absolute gem of a leader drops enough cash on a *single* trip to feed me for an entire decade. Mark Carney’s official motto apparently: “Let them eat cake!”
🇨🇦 Elbows up, Canada. Brace for the tax hammer; someone’s got to cover that $2,900-per-passenger joyride.
🥂 Pardon me… got any Grey Poupon for the peasants?











