Fairy tail au
*Zeref has taken Jaune as he's interested in aura*
Zeref: I assume you want to know why I do all thi-
Jaune: Yeah yeah yeah you tried to resurrect the most important person to you the gods didn't like that cursed you with immortality and you're making it EVERONES PROBLEM I swear if I had a lien for every time I heard that
Jaune: *Looking at the Spriggan Twelve* Let me guess... *points at August* You're the extremely powerful old man who's got some crazy ass Backstory
August: ...Maybe
Jaune: *Points at Irene* I don't even want to get into it with you
Irene: Ouch...
Jaune: *Points at Ajeel* You're the arrogant douchbag who thinks he's tough, but I bet I can one-shot you
Ajeel: The hell did you just say!?
Brandish: Snrk!
Jaune: *Turns to Branshish* Oh, and how can I forget about you, Ms. "All powerful Magic but I don't do anything with it."
Brandish: *Glares* What the hell does that mean?
Jaune: *Turns to Bloodman* Big dumb one!
Bloodman: Excuse me?
Jaune: *Turns to Dimaria* Oh and I can't wait to have a crack at you, Godslayer Time Magic? I bet I can work around that~!
Dimaria: I'd like to see you try punk!
Jaune: *Points at God Serena* And how can I forget about you, traitor? How's those scars I left you with?
Serena: Grr! You got lucky, you damn punk!
Jaune: *Looks at Invel* I just want to punch those glasses off your face, because you look like a bitch to me
Invel: ...
Jaune: *Looks at Jacob* You just look fucking creepy
Jacob: No argument here
Jaune: *Turns to Larcade* And you, man, Major daddy issues radiating off of you
Lacade: ... I don't know what you're talking about
Jaune: Yeah, sure, whatever you say. *Turns to Neinhart* You... Gods, I know I'm just gonna hate you, I bet you got some sort of messed up, underhanded power, don't you?
Neinhart: My powers are not that underhanded!
Ajeel: They kinda are, man
Jaune: *Looks at Wall* You're just a mischivous little shit, aint ya?
Wall: *Giggles* Perhapes
Jaune: And yet, I bet with a single move, I can possibly one-shot you all~!
