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"try a putting out an ad or something."
Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says āno eyes⦠no nose⦠no face. Donāt trust.ā To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.
Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.
Every time an author reassures readers that the smut is skippable I sigh a disappointed sigh. This is not a reassurance. Why would anybody who likes smut want to read smut that was only included as an afterthought and has no impact on the narrative? Insulting. Just don't write it at all if you're not going to make it matter.
#on the one hand I understand that some people donāt want to read smut
Like 85% of tumblr users hate and loathe embarrassment based comedy with every fiber of their beings, but never in my life have I ever seen an author reassure their audience that the embarrassing scenes are skippable.
Lots of people dislike tragedy but never in my life have I ever seen an author reassure the audience that the death and grieving scenes are skippable.
Stop trying to pass off self-censorship as āaccommodation.ā Stop trying to pass off pandering as āinclusivity.ā
Your audience can smell your fear, and it smells rancid.
the persistence of "he or she" makes me slightly insane. youre willing to adapt and learn nearly every other linguistic change in modern times but yet you stlll refuse the singular they, which has been around longer than you've been alive. annoying.
they hate us control freaks for making sure everyone else does things the correct way
never thought the dad was hot before
Tumblr speech patterns really are indistinguishable from Calvin and Hobbes, and I'm starting to think that's not a coincidence
itās funny how quickly you get desensitized to comic book nonsense like mister sinister is an insane name for a fictional character itās so goofy but when i read his name iām like this is not a laughing matter. weāre talking about cyclopsā traumatic secret laser beam eyeball orphanage surgery backstory. stop laughing.
i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that āune pipeā is slang for blowjob
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Who's That Pokemon?
1hr checkpoint! Curved tube shape, red on top and cream colored on the bottom. Yellow eye with black pupil. I picked this one because I thought it'd be a quick couple hour crochet but I have made it more difficult because of course I did š idk maybe 3-4 hours now
It's Wurmple
Total time: 3h1! So many bitty spikes
tweet sequence of a not-quite-friend and artist i admire that i find myself thinking of constantly
Reblog if itās okay for people to inbox you questions, headcanon, theories, anything about your Blorbo
Can I be honest with yall I don't want to hear SHIT against cishets at pride this year
"But it's not FOR them!!!" The biggest military power in the world belongs to a christofascist nation overseen by a felon found guilty of 34 federal crimes and has greenlit a gestapo with more direct funding than the entire military of Canada for the purpose of ethnic cleansing. Let Hetero Jessica throw some biodegradable glitter at a municipal parade
otherthread: sometimes they have to show up for years before they work out *why* they're showing up. give them their time.