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there was a fuckin bird in the walmar

punched a vegan in his fuckint mouth today @ the walmar down the street he was shaking/crying on the floor and i called him a dispairagus because he looked the thin woody soft skin hard bone type then he cried more? for being called a dispairagus and he fuckingt. pissed himself. **it smelled like asparagus** like asparagus piss im so done with this gahd damn god fearing liberal democrat party free the bees and save the oil but lord if that asparapiss twink didnt nearly steal my heart...

#vegan #veganism #punchedaguy #dispairagus #liberal #woke #because of woke #walmar #democrats #free the bees #save the oil #turn the oil back into bees

Not shark. Canine. Although I DO love being associated with sharks! They fit my energy. Anyways there’s mice under here sometimes but they don’t last long so I AM helping out. in a way.

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Thank you, floor-dwelling Walmart canine who likes being associated with sharks, for getting rid of the mice! We'll keep you around, even if you didn't keep the mice away.

-- Stone