Wei Wuxian: Sizhui who allowed this you're not allowed to do that
Lan Sizhui: do what
Wei Wuxian, in tears: *gestures vaguely*
Lan Sizhui: you just gestured to all of me
Wei Wuxian: *runs away sobbing*
Lan Sizhui: I am so confused and so concerned
Lan Wangji: Wei Ying is...
Lan Wangji: hm
Lan Wangji: ...having a hard time with you no longer being 3 feet tall
Lan Sizhui: ???
Lan Wangji: or possibly dead
Lan Sizhui: ?!?!?@?!
Lan Wangji: maybe both
Lan Wangji: haven't worked out all the details


















