I know I've said it before, but I fucking love these dorks from Wano.
Tale for instance Raizo, a man who had to be chained up in a cave to stop him from sacrificing himself to the enemy in order to save the Minks. When you think of it, that's pretty fucking badass.
He was also immediately suspecious of why a bunch of pirates wanted to see his ninjitsu. To steal it, probably. That's what Pirates do.
But Raizo is no idiot swordsman samurai. He wasn't going to just go spilling the secret ancient arts he has been entrusted with because a bunch of excited kids (and two kinda mean faced bitchy dudes) asked.
And then this happened:
Raizo is a strong man. A master assassin. A hunter of the night. He has faced many terrifying opponents and bested them not with brute strength but through skill, technique, and pla-
Wait, is that tanaki about to cry? Why do those two samurai seems so resigned to despair? Where did all of sunshine boys sunshine go? Is this his fault?
No matter, a true Ninja must be strong in the face of even the toughest - oh fuck it.
How did this scroll get in his mouth? He doesn't even remember putting it there, honest! And that smoke bomb must have just slipped out if his and, that's all.
(shit what's another thing they asked for? Well there's not really a waterfall around and he's not getting stabbed by a spear, that's for. Oh, that's right....)
(Didn't someone say something about some shuriken?)
And now for the Grand finale.....
There is no doubt in my mind this man has never spoken the words Nin Nin before, but damn if he was going to disappoint a bunch of random fans.