#warhammer thoughts

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So I just read that in rare cases when there’s are no adult wolves around other wolf packs will adopt abandoned orphans.

This is 1. Very cute 2. Made me think of a crack senario where a whole pack of space wolves just finds and adopts just a random child.

Just 12-4 (depending on how long they’ve served) big ass space marines and their little pup in the middle of it all

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Do you guys think you the old majson jar trick would work on Magnus (post-heresy ofc).

Like could you just coaxe (read as argue) him into becoming small enough to be put in the jar screw a lid on with breathing holes and then just have something weighing it done along with some old artifice that nullifies his warp abilities and then just leaving him there effectively neutralising him?

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Honest question

Would primarches have a bellybutton?

Yes

No

Voting ended onSep 27, 2025

since they like were literally made in a tube would they even have one? I know their commonly depicted as having one but the thought of just no bellybutton dose kinda make me chuckle.

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Headcanon that’s based of @heuldoch7b art of Magnus but i definitely think he subconsciously shifts the way his face looks depending on what your relationship with him is.

Commanding the little that is left of his legions? More of a square/ rectangular structure

Clashing with on the battlefield with any of his loyal brothers like Roboute? Sharp rectangle definitely

Or my favorite, just being with is s/o? Round soft shapes, he definitely lets his body also be softer in comparison to the official model

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I love scouring for sorces where the primarches are being described.

My favorite so far has to be how Horus describes leman the first time the two meets in a conversation whit the emperor.

(Excerpt from wolfsbane)

”The emperor’s eyes fixed on their leader, the greatest of them all. He was a giant almost as massive as Horus himself. Tough he was draped in the same rude skin and armour as his followers; tough his long,blond hair was dressed in similar backwards style to theirs; tough he hunched over the table and picked at the kingly food with grubby fingers, ignoring the cutlery provided, it was clear as day is from night that he was not the same as his followers.

He was the same as Horus. This was the presence he felt.

This savage was his brother.”

Now I know in the context Horus is seeing leman in a jealous light but I can’t help but to love how just from that we get to know that Leman probably has thicker and probably shorter fingers which dose make me imagen that he probably have those like really wide hands.

And yes this is feeding my delusions that leman got a strong man built like Thor from GoW thank you for coming to my ted talk

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Hypothetically speaking, could you clicker train space wolves? Like you start when their just been chosen and go fro there.