#we got jokes

[seasalt-and-lipstick]

The Tarot Prompt: Which aspect of my life should I be celebrating rn?

My tarot: The Tower

Me: ohhhhhh you're real fuckin funny huh

[horsecockharrington]

was there any gap tooth smile drama tonight in mexico? (AKA an adlib)

Well, I haven't seen or heard anything yet...

[lord-help]

THEY’RE RETIRING MR.CLEAN?????!!?

How am I going to get my sexy, muscled, pierced, clean, old man fix NOW???

[horsecockharrington]

idk y’all i heard that joe gave everyone ring worm last tour

-🎰

Nah, I think it was COVID.

[fieldomallows]

Nine months after the last time I wrote anything on this site and it's pathetic rambling drivel.

Call that post-partum depression.

[it-grrl]

Every time I'm at my folks' my mom and I do a bit where around 10 or 11 she'll head to bed and ask me "will you put the old lady to bed?" (referring to their 22 year old cat who has her own bedroom with a heated bed.) And I start to grin and she says "DON'T" and I say "I thought you were putting yourself to bed?"

[puppyrocket]

when the bot earns its first "this machine kills fascists" sticker 😍

[pkmn-smashorpass]

You got a bad angle from Magmar in the smash or pass pic... And by bad angle I mean any angle that shows it's face

Yeah he’s kind of a butthead