#we're funny

[cuttle-cool]

no way its THE cuttlecool from THE phantom sharks

THE? a definite article is so cowardly. i am A cuttlecool from A phantom sharks.

[tangledinink]

no one else appreciates me and my sister's sense of humor????

[letmeluvurbutt]

Tis Astrid, the crispy breast

[winterscaptain]

okay so it turns out you CAN be friends with your ex but he has to do all of this first: 

get married

have a kid

and grow a sense of humor

[jamesvanriemsdyk]

@catboygretzky when will we be free to show our love :/

[illmamnim]

A lesbian, non binary ace and bisexual walk into the group chat~

Me: The fact that Tubbo, Ranboo and Hayley Kiyoko have the same amount of subscribers

@problemcore (Problem): that is messed up

@my-friends-fan (Creativity) : Cursed

Problem: The gays

Me: There are actually only 3 million gay people in the world and they're subed to Tubbo, Ranboo and Hayley Kiyoko

Creativity: Hayley kiyoko should stream

Me: SHE SHOULD

Creativity: Hayley kiyoko on dreamsmp pog?

Me: KARL BROUGHT LIL NAS X, RANBOO IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO BRING HAYLEY KIYOKO

[wilwywaylan]

When your song contains a word that’s the noise a french duck makes.... 

Poor Geralt.

(yes, french ducks go “coin”. No, it doesn’t sound the same. No, french ducks are not asking for your money)

(drawing people from memory is fun)

[wildblues]

an analysis, presented to you by the presidents of the ginny gardner whore stan club.  @lyricaokano​