#we're shameless

[timsplosion]

"Well, what the hell, we got this far so we might as well!"

Stretch being his DGAF self to the tune of "We're Shameless" by Ken Ashcorp

[nyimasu]

the way loni and I are flirting in front of everybody in the server is indecent at best and lewd at worst 🧎🏻‍♀️

[ivebeenmade]

Elliot Alderson x Malcolm Bright (we did a little thing, and yes we know it's too soon)

(credit to @jaaryl for the Prodigal Son gif)

<Meeting Up>

E:So you in town on business or pleasure?

M: First one, then the other.

Elliot: Still tying *yourself* to the bed every night?

Malcolm: Still snorting morphine in "controlled" doses and pretending it's not an addiction?

Elliot: Seen your dad lately?

Malcom: Have you seen *your* dad lately?

Elliot: I have that under control, you know that.

M: Oh, so you do know who you are this time. That's good I guess it would bother me if I was fucking your dad.

E: It would bother me if you were fucking my dad too. Especially since he's been dead for 20 years. That sounds a little bit too much like *your* dad.

M: Not that I know of. Isn't yours a part of you?

E: Mr. Robot was *not* my dad. He was a manifestation of a broken mind. Like I said, I have control of that. Didn't your daddy used to say something like that to *you*?

M: You make him sound more like a pedophile than a serial killer.

E: And that sounded *a lot* like defending a dude that used to keep pieces of people in jars. But you're right, one of those is worse than the other.

M: I swear to god Elliot, if you ask me one more time 'did my daddy touch me'...

E: I would never do that, you're still alive. Ok, I was gonna ask, do you wanna tie *me* to the bed this time? You know, instead of yourself? We've never done that before. Are you just afraid you're going to kill me after? Was that part of his M.O. Like, not the bdsm part, just the tying down...

M: No! It wasn't.

E: Ok, well don't worry I'll hide the utensils. And I've never owned a scalpel. As far as the business goes, if this has anything to do with sending Elliot back to prison...

M: Ok I didn't send you to prison. I had nothing to do with that. But I could've pushed for jail time.

E: Ah, misdirection, I can't say I blame you but please try to remember that I could leave you high and dry. And you wouldn't call me if you didn't need me. The FBI agent, oh! Former FBI agent, asking the cyber-terrorist-

M: Hopefully former.

E: You fucking well know former. Now where was I? Oh, former FBI agent. Who the fuck is paying you these days? If this was one of those TV crime dramas, I'd say something like 'I never thought I'd see the day' but since it's real life and we both know I've seen it happen so many times we might as well get our mail at the same address...what's up?

<Post coitus>

E: You look stressed.

M: Still? *Jesus*....ok, so I *did* take a part of a man *off*.

E: Off of the man?

M: I gave it back!

E: Please tell me no one saw you do this?

M: How the fuck can you imagine a scenario where *no one* saw me do this? Where I wouldn't be in a cell right next to my father?

E: Well it took them 27 tries...

M: He didn't give the parts back.

E: Feel better yet?

M: A little.

( @lflssfrghtnng we're in deep darling)

@clairebearhq (so we're already at it)

[catherine-is-a-lemon]

Ken Ashcorp gives me life

[micks-music-blog]

Ken Ashcorp - We're Shameless [single, 2017]

[chepillole]

Lol

[gainsaf]

Is there anything more cliche than boxing to eye of the tiger???

[xerosse-cerise]

Darn. It's been a long time since I last listened to Ken Ashcorp. Missed his songs, and now I get some new goodiess yay.