Catherine Is A Lemon

M / 27 / VA, USA Hi, I'm Connor. I blog for the sole purpose of spreading the word. Everyone must know that Catherine is a lemon. And her citrusyness knows no bounds! Steam: Banana Smoothie

[seven-oh-four]

[sebdoesnothing]

[mosspunk-deactivated20230821]

some of you are abusing the power of kungpowpenis

[garnetrena]

K

[mosspunk-deactivated20230821]

yeah okay steven universe blog

[le-dreadmau5]

[tizzymcwizzy]

hehe hoohoo why is his design so COOL

i hate him i love him i wanna punt him i wanna give him a hug i wanna put him in the dishwasher

[kaijuno]

[kibibarel]

this might just be THE funniest thing i’ve ever seen anyone say on this website

[harmonysama-deactivated20190724]

everyone on this damn website would have to leave if this is what yall start having discourse over

[moringmark]

[woolfmalice]

[charlesoberonn]

The passage of time has been declared problematic

[dovewithscales]

Only reblogging this to make fun of them:

Anyone who believes this nonsense better never have children. That would be problematic, because they used to be minors.

[dracodenticulus]

[dracodenticulus]

HAH! NO BITCHES!!

[andthenyourealizethat]

IS THERE AN EMPATH ON THE PLANE

[just-shower-thoughts]

Babies are socially accepted parasites.

[onion-souls]

When u read Ayn Rand 1 time

[unfitninjuh]

They’re not a parasite, they’re a potential investment

[onion-souls]

When you read Ayn Rand a dozen times

[lawusstuffs]

"The Moon, The Sun" (1/2)

Part 2 currently WIP, hopefully my phone doesn't die as soon as i finish it xd

Either I'd be post it in a few hours or by tomorrow- may the fwippies enjoy this :>>

[ikimaru]

time for some lumity pics! 8′)

[blackmetallersdoingnormalstuff]

[repentant-retard-xxiii]

Turning in my cracker pass cuz who the fuck are these people

[richard-hollabackgirl-nixon]

We’re getting too old when we don’t recognize the names on the cracker playlists anymore.

[catherine-is-a-lemon]

[depsidase]

[liberalsarecool]

Failed humans think wage suppression and labor exploitation are acceptable.

[beardedmrbean]

Submitted by @givrally

I don't think this is the best advice Charlie's ever given, glad it worked out this time but I'll say that your safety is more important than protecting the assets of a big box store.

This is still lovely to watch though

[mint-corset]

Not to be aggressive.

But is he retarded? The stores have cameras. It's dangerous as hell to do this kind of shit. Not even employees are encouraged to step in. I was told to just never get involved in an aggressive manner.

Never encourage people to threaten their safety like this.

[official-mugi]

lmao as if I’m gonna put my life on the line so [corporation] doesn’t get stolen from. Fuck off.

[unclerippuascension]

You dumbasses do realize that these stores will take missing inventory out of their employee’s paychecks right? Going “HURR DURR ITS JUST A CORPORATION, THERES NO RISK TO STEALING FROM A STORE” makes yall look like retards, some people would rather not have their rent money taken away because some dumbass wants shit they could probably fucking pay for. And this looks like a Walmart too, a place that is already known for treating their employees like shit. Also “im not gonna put my life on the line” yes because every shoplifter is this one guy who didn’t even fight the two people who stopped him to begin with.

Just say you don’t care about employees.

[official-mugi]

lmao as if I’m gonna put my life on the line so [corporation] doesn’t get stolen from. Fuck off.