#wedding feast

[tomicscomics]

01/17/2025

What a jarring revelation.

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JOKE-OGRAPHY: 1. In this Bible story, Jesus & Friends are at a wedding feast, but the feast prematurely runs out of wine (maybe Jesus & Friends' fault; unclear). This is a super big deal. Jesus's mother, Mary (from the Bible), tells Jesus about the shortage, then gives the servants her last spoken line in the Bible: "Do whatever He tells you." Peak Mary. Jesus tells the servants to fill some stone washing jars with water, then He turns that water into a wine so fine that those who dine declare it divine. 2. In this cartoon, Thomas (from the Bible), goes to Mary (from the Bible) to question her Son's instructions. Jesus says He wants to turn some dirty old water into fine wine fit for a wedding? But isn't that strange? Almost as strange as Him wanting to turn us lowly humans into fine saints fit for the presence of God, perhaps?? An encounter which prophets, poets, and Jesus Himself (from the Bible) all describe as the ultimate wedding feast??!!!

[housedragonmadness]

King Viserys I and Princess Rhaenyra Targaryen

HOTD 1x05 “We Light The Way”

[artandthebible]

The Parable of the Unworthy Wedding Guest

Artist: Attributed to Jacob Adriaensz Backer (Dutch, 1608-1651)

Date: c. 1644

Medium: Oil on canvas

Collection: Rijksmuseum, Amsterdam, Netherlands

Description

Matthew 22:1–14 contains Jesus’ parable of the wedding feast. Jesus compares the kingdom of heaven to a king who threw a banquet for his son. The king’s chosen guests refuse to come, to the point of violence against his messengers.

[pi-ying-xi]

Fan Xian decides to have a wedding feast only for family.

This family is invited but will not attend:

This lot attends, even though - as far as they know - they aren't related by blood but will be, by marriage.

So far so not-red-wedding. Though Dabao made my heart stop for a second.

They're just setting us up.

[mistresslrigtar]

Here's the final one-shot written for my follower challenge. This song prompt as given to me by one of my readers on AO3.

The Mystic's Dream by Loreena McKennitt

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Excerpt:

The crowd around them blurred, fading into nothingness, until it was only him and her bathed in the glow of the raging fire. Holding her hand up, his gentle touch when he placed his palm against hers belied the strength that could cleave a foe in two with one blow of his sword. Forearms touching, he joined in her circling dance. Link’s eyes softened when he gazed at her and the depth of love Zelda saw there left her feeling breathless.

Her voice caught in her throat when she opened her mouth to sing, but the encouraging half smile he gave her melted her nervousness in an instant. He was the only one who had the power to unnerve her with a look one moment and lift her up with another in the next.

[catholic-saint-tournament]

Bonus Rosary Poll 3: The Best Luminous Mystery is . . .

The Baptism of Jesus in the River Jordan

The Wedding Feast at Cana

The Proclamation of the Kingdom of God

The Transfiguration of Jesus

The Institution of the Eucharist

Voting ended onJun 15, 2023

To read up on the mysteries of the Rosary, click here.

[tenth-sentence]

And Níniel took him with joy, and they were wedded at the midsummer, and the woodmen of Brethil made a great feast.

"The Silmarillion" - J.R.R. Tolkien

[breedanvers]

"Co-captains forever baby."

" I love you Sara Lance."