#wedmd

[imagine-loki]

Imagine Loki looking up your symptoms on WebMD when you get sick. You start to regret ever explaining anything Internet-related to him.

Apparently, your insistence upon soldiering through the bug doesn’t convince him that it isn’t serious.

Loki gets noticeably more and more worried (read: he’s a bawling, panicking basket case within three minutes), because the site is providing horrific details of a fatal illness.

“It’s just a cold, Loki. Will you calm down?”

[sleepykittenprincess]

Me: I’ve had decreased appetite and increased thirst for a couple days now, I wonder why

Actual Health/Fitness blog: A possible answer could be diabetes/blood sugar related problems

Me, a person who has had blood sugar issues for years: okay! that sounds likely! I’ll check my blood sugar tomorrow! But in case it’s not that, let’s see what else it could be

WedMD: Schizophrenia, Hepatitis A through Z, Intestinal Cancer, Alzheimer’s Disease, Parasites

Me: .....thanks

[artyscorps-alt]

[numiousbabe]

i looked up mental breaking down and symptoms on wedMD i might also have a rare disease too.

[nerdsandsquares]

[outofthedormintothefire]

I went to the doctors today

and the doctor felt a mass in my stomach and when she pushed on it it hurt, a lot. It could be a lot of things but my mind just goes to the worst; so does WedMD