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The job was quite simple. Get in. Raise the Antichrist. Get out. Watch the world burn. 'And he was looking at a plant that was looking very sad and all its leaves were off and he said, “Now I know why Crowley shouts at you, you stupid fucking plant!”’ She conceded her point. That sounded exactly like Aziraphale. She lets her head thump gently against the table with a sigh as she feels the waves of shock and humour ripple across the room. For Heaven’s sake, Angel. You were supposed to be the good one.
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
Relationships: Crowley & Warlock Dowling, Nanny Ashtoreth & Warlock Dowling, Nanny Ashtoreth & Warlock Dowling & Brother Francis, Nanny Ashtoreth & Harriet Dowling, Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Characters: Crowley (Good Omens), Warlock Dowling, Aziraphale (Good Omens), Harriet Dowling, Nanny Ashtoreth (Good Omens)
Additional Tags: a mixture of book and tv canon, wee boy warlock, Genderfluid Crowley (Good Omens), She/Her Pronouns for Crowley (Good Omens), They/Them Pronouns for Crowley (Good Omens), Fluff, No Angst, crowley is in denial about even being friends with aziraphale, whereas aziraphale thinks they've basically been married forever, they're in love but they're not there yet, which is basically their book dynamic lol, warlock punishes aziraphale severely at the behest of his nanny, Wordcount: 1.000-5.000, Not Beta Read, No season 2 spoilers, Canon Compliant, not tagging f/m because they are man-and-woman shaped beings :/, purposely ignoring the book canon that i don't want, i.e. ash's more bastardly aspects and the fact zira doesn't swear














