#weird body stuff

[bluedancer9000]

I know that people sometimes wonder about Bowser being able to fit in Luigi’s ass, but it wouldn’t actually be that hard. (In that way, at least…)

The human asshole can stretch to be 8 inches wide, and I don’t think Bowser has that big of a radius.

That being said, Luigi would still need a LOT of prep for that. And practice.

Fun fact: you can fit 2 raccoons in your ass. 🙂

[oneshortdamnfuse]

I might periodically talk about a weird thing my body does to connect with other people and see if y'all have a similar experience because the problem with being both chronically ill and medically gaslit is that it's hard to tell what's normal and what's not!

So, here's something:

1) Do you feel pressure in your ears every day at all times? And I am talking every day. Not just when the elevation changes or you have an ear infection.

2) Does humming or stretching your jaw briefly relieve the pressure in your ears? Whenever I hum, I hear a "pop" which relieves the pressure but that pressure soon returns.

I don't have an ear infection, but I have near constant ear pressure issues. I hesitate to call it ear pain because it doesn't necessarily hurt. It just feels uncomfortable and makes it difficult to process sound sometimes!

[baseballcardvandals]

Damn I look good.

Own this BCV Original.

[hello-lemons]

You know that after you open a glass bottle/can and the lid pops, and that after you can push it down and it pops back out with a nice little pop/click sound. Yeah, my wrists do the same thing.

[artbyunsatisfiedhuman]

Inktober 14 Overgrown

I thought it was “overgrowth”, but I suppose the difference between the two is negligible?  So here is a keloid: an overgrowth of scar tissue. And a bad hand! I should practice hands!

[joyfulsquidward]

I wish that humans were made out of weird semi transparent slime that's kind of solid but not really

I want to be able to exist but if I'm punched the hand goes through me

[x---pink---x]

I broke my arm like in 3rd grade and every once in a while it aches and my fingers feel swollen.

Now it only ever really acts up in fall/winter when it gets cold but it hurts so bad right now and it's like 80° AND JULY so someone explain whats happening pls

[sweetiepie08]

You know what physical trait surprisingly causes a lot of problems? Having a wide toe gap. Here’s a list of things I’ve caught my toes on:

a backpack

purse straps (occasionally dragging the purse along with me

phone charger

alarm clock cord (the alarm clock came flying off my nightstand)

electric cords in general

Ever stub your toe? Try splitting your toes. Good places to do that include:

the corner of the door

the corner of the wall

table legs. 

In conclusion, I am clumsy and my wide-set toes do not help with that.